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You've been a very bad boy, Robert.
No, it can't be!
Now, if anybody out there has any reason
You sick asshole!
- Huh? - I've been corresponding
I owething else stronger than your physical being.
I can get healthy versions of all the crap I eat!
You have to start eating better and taking care of yourself.
What is real, Robert?
and the phone was, like, a smart woman.
Hogo Hogo
because she's somehow developed feelings and become obsessed with you?
the girl in the phone.
I think I can help you, Mr. Freeman.
the second a narcissistic hag,
the thing that I saw on the TV with the George Lucas...
- What's up, bitch? - Um, hello?
I've taken care of everything.
because I know I-I don't really look like that.
[Beep Certainly, there's someone in your life just like me you haven't noticed.
I'm sorry, granddad.
We're not discussing anything!
Please, just take it!
This is a fucking rip-off!
that Siri does not have an actual Caucasian woman's vaginal region
Oh, Robert.
She's so smart, and she has all the answers.
Soon we will bring the mighty infidel to his knees.
You ain't no [beep] geniuses!
Robert is correct, boys.
I'll find and contact them via e-mail
Nigga, it's free money! How can you hate on free money?!
But not really 'cause he was a dick.
Ms. Siri?
Y'all made all this [beep]. You can't put it into one goddamn device?!
I said, I'll call her right away to set up a dinner.