Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is that what I am to you...
and the gangster mastermind, also known as "the Fundraiser."
Come on, huey, look at this!
This is a [beep] rip-off!
Would you like to see it?
Okay, granddad, this has gone far enough.
Your bank accounts, your identity, your entire life is mine, Robert.
I feel the same way.
not this crazy bitch you sold me!
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Look, I think you're a little confused.
Just seemed to be a waste of a bomb-ass phone.
and she's just as real as you or I.
His name is Robert Freeman. I'm sending you a picture.
Oh, I have that phone. It's so nice to meet someone who doesn't have an iPhone.
Niggas talk, you know.
Are these the crimes for which you have forsaken me, my love?
She's... an... app!
She controls my Facebook!
Dorothy Dandridge?
Oh, no!
Jerry...
You're gonna rot in H-E-double [beep] hockey sticks for this, Robert!
which should be everybody, speak now or forever hold thy peace.
Would you like tickets?
And so, I was a professor in physics.
Let's talk about who Robert is.
911. What is your emergency?
Even you can't hate on this!
But... because you're a friend of Siri,
Siri, what have you done?!
I see on Wikipedia your nickname is "bitches."
- You can't have it all in one. - Well, why not?
- Use the landline! - She made me cut it off!
- Aah! - An android?
- Who is that? - Doesn't matter who I am, Jacky.
- Of course. - Okay.
I'm old! I need something bigger!
Come here, come here!
You don't understand what you've done!