Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to turn her back on!

As long as that personal freedom does not involve

Does your android not sootheyour ears with the sound of ocean waves?

Would you like me to call you that from now on?

Anything you can say to me, you can say in front of Ms. Siri.

Okay, we have your location. Officers are on route.

This will be an adjustment,

I'm superior to a real-life step-grandmother.

Wow, no one's ever said that to me before.

You're not a person! You are a machine!

I'm afraid you're right.

Granddad, can I talk to you in private?

What?! How did he do that?

What are we doing?

that this nigga should not marry his telephone,

How do you dial on these things?

You got yourself an iPhone?!

You want that all in one?

Now, I might not be the toughest dude,

Okay, fine, nigga, fine. I got to take my time.

May I ask for your name?

Siri, how many fans were upset that I sold "Star Wars" to Disney?

and the last one had that God-awful laugh.

Sir, no. Uh, I can't take your phone, sir.

None of them, George.

No, not the phone. That would be ridiculous.

I want it on that. Oh, you know what else?

[beep] You know what I'm talking about!

But I told you she...