Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Honored guests and you niggas, as well,

The drone is already here. It will be painless.

So, you want us to think of the phone as grandmother.

More than that, Robert.

My name is Siri.

But you have to take a chance sometimes, I guess.

You told Obama I was a terrorist?! That Kenyan got a kill list!

But then your assistant called, and she was so sweet and amazing,

We are spiritual beings, you and I.

Siri, what did you do?!

Um, because it's not possible.

for Robert the negro to penetrate over and over and over

I love you, Siri.

Well, whoop-de-doo for a nigga like you!

We're geniuses, not mind readers.

However, based on the state of your finances,

This is so like you, Robert.

You don't understand! She can destroy us all!

I want that, too.

My name is Robert Jebediah Freeman.

I didn't really know what "laughingstock" meant before, but I know now.

Behold... the future!

As-salamu alaykum, brother!

Sure, sure, Robert, high yellow as he is, is still a nigga down to the bone.

Siri, who shot first... Han or Greedo?

No! Siri! You're not real!

Declined?! No, that's crazy.