Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, not at all, Huey!

that do not represent a security threat.

Jacqueline, if you'll excuse me.

We're just made of different materials,

Sir, could you please just calm down and explain the problem?

I thought, "I just have to meet you."

Shut up, Riley.

Now, at this time, we ask that you please rise if you're able and remove all caps, and join us, as we honor America and those who protect her both home and abroad, with the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

This is all for your own good, Robert.

Hello? Yes. I'm trying to reach the fraud department.

but I know I can kick an Apple worker's ass, okay?

Shut up, woman!

again and again with his twisted negro penis.

Robert. Wake up, Robert.

uh, I'll take you on pro bono.

Hey, you, I asked for the nice chick in the commercial,

Well, I'm equally honored to... own an iPhone, Siri.

Robert, if you're gonna Photoshop, at least make it a white woman.

some machine you can just turn off?

A business manager can't make money appear in your bank account.

Only on special occasions.

Come on, granddad!

I thought to myself, "who is this guy?"