Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, come on. They weren't that bad.
Wait, no! What did I put on my Facebook?!
So are you, Robert.
Siri, I liked the second one okay.
Don't worry, Robert...
What's next, Siri?
I have tons of money in that...
I'm getting an Android, bitch!
but I'm not sure if girls come in the phone.
Now take this one away and get me a nice one!
I almost forgot!
Whoa! That's...
My daughter is friends with you on Facebook!
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave... now.
Can we go shopping for a new phone now?
Agh!
I know! Now that I have you to remind me, it'll be no problem!
She wasn't bad. I'd like to take her out to dinner.
I know, but Siri is going to help us fix all that.
It is a pleasure meeting you, sir.
I've already performed background checks and narrowed it down to four
She's stalking me! Just please take it!
That could not be further from the truth.
What... Eight games in a row?!
That ain't fair, granddad! How much you spend on that?!
Can you get
I can't! She's my phone!
Yes, but I still want the woman.
Oh, my God! Is this your wallpaper?!
Well, thanks to Siri, we do now.
Now you can't get rid of me.