Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, she's lighter and thinner than a real grandmother,
- You mean the iPad? - Yes, iPad.
That is sweat of joy.
How?
Oh, I want some sweet potato pie.
So, here I am.
Then call Apple and make them fix it!
You almost made me feel bad about cussing out that guy at the Apple store.
You can't pull this kind of [beep] on old people!
I have the nuclear device armed and ready to detonate on your word, brother!
man on man [beep] or smoking of Reefer.
We shouldn't have secrets. What is it?
Now, I'm not crazy. I want one of these computers
You sick a-head!
It does not exist, therefore I cannot speak it.
May I see your phone, please?
with the touch-screen thingy on these
No! No! Why me?! Why me?!
You would do that for me?
Siri has some words she wanted to share with Robert. Siri?
Robert, I know you're desperate but have some self-respect.
Well, the iPhones are right over here.
Hey, cutie pie.
I didn't put that there!
Out there in the clouds, listening to us.
Ha! Caught you, nigga!
It, um, says it's declined.
Then why he sweating?
The Apple store isn't a used-car lot, granddad.
and discovered you are both a war hero and a civil rights legend.
Ah, let's do some ocean sounds.
I apologize, Robert.
Couldn't even get the stupid lady to work.
Siri?! God damn it!
Oh, what, nigga? Oh, you think you're somebody