Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really? She's gonna be banging Patricia Feingold?

It's like 24l7 or been there, done that. You hate that, too.

I gotta talk to her.

Okay. That's enough.

crank this shit up to 11,

I sort of have a boner.

What? Whoa, whoa!

KRISS-MY-ANTHIA....Assemble

I'm not that interested in becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut.

I've been with you seven years, and it's been getting progressively worse.

Signed him up about six weeks ago. Matched him up with eight different Bigs.

Fuck you, Anson!

Last night was shaking And pretty loud

Even got my own comic book. Adventures of the Booby Watcher.

One slice to the king's chest and down like a sack of elderberries!

No, that's... Parental signatures are mama's department. One second.

Hey, pick us up in two hours.

could lead to dying sad and alone? What?

Your whispering eye

Fucking asshole.

I'm gonna run a train On these goals

I'm sort of engaged.

Yeah, she probably just had to hold down the fort.

So Ronnie's out on some kind of hike.

They don't call me the king of this game for nothing!

It's gonna take some serious lawyering on my part.

What? What? Wait. No, no, no. No, you can't do that.

Goyum.. why bother

as long as you stay away from drugs.

No one loves Goose

And me, the Cat!

He hath too much pride.

You know what? Don't worry about it. We'll make do with three each.

I know that's not the case here.

Really? Says who? Fellini?

And your positive attitude and your whispering eye

You got a thing for Sweeny, Martin?

I've been to prison.

the net is like your goals in life, and you are the ball.

emit a wonderful aroma, especially at night.

I was wondering if you could maybe sign off on my hours from yesterday.

Who you've met, like, 127 times.

It's Like 24l7 Or Been There,

Who wants to sniff this bush?

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Round mounds of grass shaped like...

This bitch tried to grab my joint!

It's that guy from The Burger Hole.

We're psyched. I'm so psyched, I can't stand it.

I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience,

I'm not kidding.

I like your take on the Illini

When your husband says he's going to the bathroom but you find him "taking a nap" instead

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

and take some pride in dying an honorable death.

And if you get hit in the chest, then you're...

Me, either. I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch, he'd come in his pants.

I have no idea what I'm gonna do with this kid.

And a large black coffee.

Fade into the mist..

I don't think there's many warriors left, you know.

You shut up, whore!

Tis a MERE month away

from us spending 139 more hours together.

You forgot to say please

Lifestyle you chose

Do you think I give a shit if you guys go to prison?

Hey, hey, Odeon. Make way for King Argotron!

You black? Then you Grant Holloway

I told you I'd pick you up at 10:00, right?

Sturdy Wings is a simple concept.

There's a nation at war. Are you in?

Send the girls and kids to the park and we’ll break out the pg stuff

Screw them. We'll start our own country.

You know, I'm 35 years old.

It's her voice mail.

Drugs are bad. Energy drinks, good.

You are an S- H-I-T-T-Y friend.

I made it for you.

But, you know, this isn't reality. It's not the real world.

Well, he likes girls. That's a good thing. That's a surprise to me.

You get hit in the leg, you lose the leg.

That's a nice routine you worked out.

We're selling them nuclear horse piss for 6 bucks a can.

Look, life is hard, all right?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gots to get my Slurpee on.

Well, it looks like I'm out of handouts.

Retreat to the castle!

You guys are reckless out there.

I just can't promise anything.

Sorry, Blufgan.

I like Easter Boobies

I got fucking carjacked.

He wrote the music to The Sting.

Shit, this kid really jacks you up.

Goyum.. why bother??

if maybe you could see it in your heart

You're the king, Raimana. You're the king.

GOOD MORROW Young Warrior

Yeah! All right!

Sometimes I call myself the Booby Watcher.

No, but I killed you.

Fuck you, Anson!

Now, that's that, so as far as this goes, I didn't do anything here,

I would have enough money to

No! No. More later! Now I must fight!

Stay off drugs! MINOTAUR!

I’m gonna run a train on them strawberry cakes , like yummmm yummm yummm

All hail Lunesta.

You see, Ronnie? His dick is The Thing!

I Don't Drink Lean, Biatch! I ain't your bitch, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch

Hey, guys. How's it going?

I don't wanna hear any more about your Dungeons & Dragons

This is a nightmare.

They killed you, so you have to die an honorable and noble death.

Get the hell out.

Don’t you sass me

Let’s do this, we shall

All right. You boys have fun.

No worries, my liege.

I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day!

I'd love to see you.

We're trying to keep it... We're trying to keep it real.

Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids,

God, I'm really kicking your ass.

Come. Let us gingerly touch our tips

Romance her. Give her that patch of yours. She'll love it.