Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

which is what they call a large here, which I love.

You could use a little dose of the outdoors.

Oh. He got me my junk.

When your husband says he's going to the bathroom but you find him "taking a nap" instead

How much time do you have left?

Opening to Babe Pig in the City 1999 DVD

And don't expect me to testify on your behalf.

Do you know the song Beth? By Kiss?

You wish to kiss me?

Exactly. I'm BS-proof.

Well, we got that in common.

Your erection is showing.

You can't go anywhere. Come on.

Come on, please.

I didn’t know it was legal to fuck your cousins in the state of New Hampshire

I mean, what are we after here? Okay.

This is your last chance. Start acting like Bigs.

What are you doing here? I wanted to talk to you.

Venti is Twenty

I’ve heard of helicopter parenting but this is ridiculous

for not showing up to the hearing this afternoon.

Fellows? These young gentlemen here have decided your fates.

No, no, no, no. It's over. You blew it. It's done. Okay?

You know what I used to eat for lunch?

You long for her whispering eye. We can...

Hey, do you want to get raped?

So why don't you two guys go home,

Please, just flip the switch and put it down.

Venti is large.

Get the fuck out of the way, asshole!

You don't always have to get breakfast this time of day.

So whenever you'd like to taste one, help yourselves.

My guidance counselor signed me up.

She says I take no joy in life.

Good talk, Wheeler.

I just hope we're talking pasta and not pussy.

things start to get all trippy, and then we're gonna fuck.

DON'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER.

and listen good. I am a very animalistic woman,

I was wondering if you could maybe sign my hours sheet from yesterday.

You know why? Because my brother takes long showers..

Ronnie. Ronnie.

A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah

Looks like you guys could use a hand up here.

The lad had seasoned his mutton with wine berry and not mead!

Classic case of guy on the ground

I thought that's what you just said.

What the fuck just happened there?

We go to prison, you're never gonna get Beth back.

play some Xbox.

You know what? I would never have invited you over for moussaka

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!

Shut up! Okay? Shut up!

Go get them, Augie!

Shit. Thank you.

All hail King CA!!

We will give you food to eat

Used to be addicted to pills.

And you're gonna stay 11 hours short, okay? I don't know.

I want you to meet someone really special.

and he got this one out of your mom's closet.

We're making the world a better place.

Danny, you're not happy.

Gonna be like numnumnumnum

and they put on guitars and makeup to get girls,

I could do this job forever.

Huzzah, huzzah!

Quiet down! Quiet down! Gather round, ye nobles!

Come on, man! Just having some fun.

Shall I take him out, sire?

And as the barn door creaked open, ever so slowly,

No, no. There's girls there.

And her whispering eye.

Don't worry. I'm very pro-choice.

Language, Ronnie!

obstructing a police officer, attempted grand theft auto,

Yeah, that kind of was my plan.

Where am I gonna find a girl who hates all the same things I do?

Everyone, I'm telling you the truth. I killed the king!

Yeah. They'll probably double our sentence

So, your parents... Wow.

You know when I want him to wear what makes him happy?

We'll go to the party, we'll get some zah,

Bid him good morrow.

"And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang-down."

It's real in the game of Monopoly.

Hello, gentlemen.

Augie, what the hell? Your boys just killed me!

Dude. Nice, man.

All hail king blumpkin!

Yeah, I'm banned. This is a great thing.

So, do you like Coca-Cola?

Oh, he seems to be wounded.

Next time you want to bullshit me, Bullshit each other

How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?

Hey, Beth. How's it going? It's me.

Didst thou shank it into the woods

Give her one call.

Diana has put her bosom away.

I like your view on Swoogins!

I'm determined to make it up to him. All right?

Yeah. You are white.

Oh, God, really?

Are you implying that she isn’t real?

No, 'cause you did it is why I think you did it.

the pizza delivery boy

You have to kneel before the king.

All right. Whatever! Hey, come here.

He's running. We're running.

And it makes me feel bad about me that I can't make you happier.

Where did the last 10 years of my life go?

Really? Because according to this, you were a party to...

This is so unfair!

And you know what? That's fine if you don't give a shit,

I shall approach him from the rear.

but I actually like my life, okay?

What have you got?

No one's lasted more than a day,

You are going down!

Dude! You're a liar.

Karaoke night with Johnny

So I heard there was some sex on the trip