Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know I have already won.
Concentrate. Not from concentrate. Pulp. Low pulp.
Hail, Esplen!
Stay off drugs! Minotaur!
Why did you put presence in quotes?
I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers.
Crank This Shit up to 11
Hey. Hey, hey. Watch your mouth, little man.
He doesn't need another man leaving him behind.
Camping blows. It's dirty, and I don't like sleeping on rocks.
You know, a lot of people don't realize that bushes, just like flowers,
Fun though, right?
And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang-down.
Can't BS a BSER
Come on! Sit down!
Hug me. I don't want to do any of that.
and you don't wanna go to prison.
THE 6 GOD HAS LIFTED HIS SKIRT, THE DAY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED
If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
Fight well, and may the best country win!
'Tis a mere month away.
Do what makes you happy. You want to wear a cape? Wear a cape.
not gonna sign my hours sheet now.
Nice one, dude.
There's a transformation.
Talk to her.
and the next you could be battling against a troll who wants nothing more
it's not poison It's got juice in it
Dude your mental illness is showing
and if you smoke something or take a pill, it'll go away for a while.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I killed the king. Oh, my God.
This MFer is tryna grab my joint!
I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face.
And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies That is your BS
Hi, Blufgan.
Who wants to sniff this bush
Wait a second. That's not fair.
All Hail King Blumpkin!
OH MY GOD
It's a crown.
Suck it, Reindeer Games!
Oh, no. It's not a... It's not a cow.
Tell me, Blufgan, art thou preparing for the Battle Royale?
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no!
Once we pass this point, there's no turning back.
The end is near.
And every woman has two boobs, for the most part.
Why did you put Doctor in quotes?
This is a battle to the last man standing,
Can I get a tall chai?
See how that feels.
You posted some sick shots
That's... You look amazing.
You did a really good thing tonight, Wheeler.
County courthouse, 3:00. All right.
Honky-ass wanted a handful of my balls!
How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
He knows not I'm here.
There's always a guy with an acoustic guitar that doesn't quite know how to play it.
Please! Watch your language!
I stand here before you not as the Augie Farks you once knew.
So let's get married.
Hillary Clinton. I'm sort of into politics.
Come on, man! We're on pins and needles. Give us a story.
You can do anything you want in life
When I was his age,
Oh, my God.
I can't believe we're going to jail.
Ouch! Watch it!
Oh, a true story!
Me right before RHOBH
I got you a venti chai,
Yo, Wheeler. What's up, man?
Hey, what does this look like to you?
I’m about to run train on these doughnuts
I'm gonna enjoy this! Right!
College Professors Grading Papers
for the way that I behaved last time.
Tim and Sue
His dick is the gun!
Damn straight.
Forget her, man.
Why not? Come on. We'll do a duet!
The length of a moon, hence honeymoon.
Yeah.
Yeah. I'd love that.
Yeah!
You know what? We're making a detour. What?
Leave them for Davith.
“He hath too much pride”
Yeah, focus. You'll get it.
and if you let anything bad happen to my cub,
So good to meet you. You, too.
You both are disqualified from Laire forever.
An honorable, albeit court-appointed, friend once said to me,
As you command.
Yeah. Large is large. In fact, tall is large.
I'm not gonna get in trouble, right?
Sounds Gay
Kumbaya, huh?
than a little baby panda bear...
All hail Queen Cyrena
You have been a bad boy!
That's scary!
thinking you can come back at me, okay,
You gotta promise me. Yeah, I promise. I just...
I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience, it's the bigger ones that do way more stuff.
Come Let us gingerly touch our tips
Yeah. Yeah.
let's-go-do-stuff-together kind of thing.
What are you doing out here?
Taste the beast!
What was Danny doing with those Ambiens?
His idea of fun is a fucking pottery class, yo.
Long story short, you guys are not going to jail.
I just wanted to come by and apologize
Okay, 'cause Connie and I are gonna take some,
Oh. Beyoncé. She's smoking!
Oh. I'm sorry. Augie, right. He'll be out in a minute.
'cause I would love to see you penetrate me again.
Bang Bang Bang
Maybe worry a little bit about them and not so much about your hours.
Every College Student’s Fear Turning In Papers
Greetings, Artonius.
Look at me. Me, David Garvin, stealing TVs.
Hey, but while I've got you here in my personal space,
Wow, you look way too young to be Ronnie's mother.
Give Me My Damn Juice
Are you telling me a kid could slay the mighty king?
Dude, this is like Shrek's piss.
Good morning.
So, FYI, there you go. Okay?
We will get raped in jail. Do you understand?
Yeah. Yeah.
A what?
My language is English!
Who would believe it?
What are you doing?
They're my kinsmen.
I want to hear you say it.
Hi, Danny.
No, I didn't know that.
Bullshit each other Ok
So, Augie,
Hey. I'm gonna rock a squirt,
It's Danny. Oh.
All right. I'm gonna get a beer.
Fade into the mist
And then I ran a truck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse.
Black Sheba. Yeah, but listen...
I’ll fade into the mist…
What?