Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That guy's black. Right there.

but you don't have to ruin it for me, because I do give a shit!

But how? It's called training.

And you thought wrong, you furry faggot.

Hey, Danny, you wanna come see my turtle?

We can see each other.

If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground.

Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our vow of silence, and we want to sing!

I can see that.

Why do kids do drugs Because they're awesome

So, Aug, it's a pretty interesting cape.

A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah

Come on. I took the afternoon off.

So both of us don't want to be here.

This is how it ends.

Anyway, I was just wondering

We’re gonna be rinsing the Big Jo RF style

I like how it evokes the concept of ass and butt.

No, I don't want to talk to you right now.

Tell her her hair is like 1,000 suns. Look, I...

Hey, Augie, when I was a little kid, I accidentally

Out here, I'm just another woman who's ready to cheat.

There's gonna be a lot of sweet-ass pussy there, girl pussy.

Who told you to say that?

Yeah. A real blast.

I'd like you to leave now, please.

What's up, Wheeler?

You're the king, Cross. You're the king.

You know what, you've been picking fights with everybody.

This sucks ass.

Wait. I know it.

And, seriously, you're gonna get

I love you, too.

so if you wouldn't mind, you can clear my name,

Who are these clowns?

Yeah. Get your whispering eye in the cab, Augie.

I cannot stall any longer.

If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit.

They can't hurt you now.

And as the barn door creaked open, ever so slowly, standing there with the moon at his back and holding the severed head of the pediatrician's mother in his hand,

Greetings, friends.

You probably heard that out of context… When I asked my friend Danny if he wanted to get raped

Well, what do you do?

Heard that, Really?

Yeah, I'm not gonna wear this.

and left him so you could go get a blow job.

I don't really believe in imaginary bloodshed.

Ronnie, this is Anson.

with glee-glop and the floopty-doos, all right?

When someone complains about how broke they are

Maybe they're trying to fit in with a new group of friends.

Well, listen. I got a long-standing relationship with this judge,

I don't understand. How are we BSing you?

All right. That was good!

So I guess I'll pick you up tomorrow around 9:00?

You know you want it.

I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous.

How’d you get 1st place in warzone?

Paul Stanley is sick of Kiss.

I don't have a goldfish, Jim. You know what I mean.

Come on. It'll be fun. No.

You're the king, Wheeler. You're the king.

What's her problem?

Maybe a stupid one, but I'm just spit-balling here.

and I can just walk right out of here.

and, you know, hoboes.

Augie, screw them.

Well, since you put it that way, it's still not my problem.

It means vagina.

"And this motherfucker tried to grab on my hang-down."

Take that, you lily-livered coward!

Countrymen, smell the battle in the air!

You're not Sturdy Wings material.

That's because this is soccer.

Look. Hey. This is us.

Okay, stop! Stop! Okay!

Come, let us gingerly touch our tips!

from a committed, caring adult.

Don’t throw shit Ronnie!

Your shivering is showing

I gotta pee. I really gotta pee.

Never mind. What?

The only thing we can do now

You know, dress like a nun. Sure.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's fun though, right?

There's cake! Let's try and enjoy ourselves.

I said it is tough, but I think it's tougher with parents like you.

We are gonna make some s'mores using white chocolate.

Don't BS a BS'r

I don't know, Beth. I mean, I can't speak for Wheeler, but I'll be there.

You're so romantic.

No. Venti is 20.

Not bad. Blufgan.

Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?

See Ronnie, his dick is the propeller!

Leave me alone.

Your mental illness is showing

My bad. Is that when he is or isn't whacking it to The Sims?

And FYI, you're playing on this girl's court now, okay?

That’s so funny. ‘Cause I think the Easter bunny is hot

You white? Then you Biff Henderson

and not that from-concentrate shit.

'Cause, the kid, man, I don't get it. He’s into fairies and dragons and, you know, hoboes and shit

All Hail The Queen

What's a PIC? Partner in crime.

What the fuck? I'm driving! What...

Group A, come with me for Martin's midnight mystery hike.

Hey. How you doing?

all hail queen cyrena

Go fuck yourself.

And group B, go with Duane. What you got on tap, Duane?

That wasn't a stupid question.

This is Danny. He wants to be your new friend.

I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day

And your whispering eye.

You think he's normal? Yeah, I think he's normal.

Hey, King! King!

I don't have crabs. What have you been telling them, Ronnie?

Greetings, nobleman!

I will. Thanks. Okay.

What's up, man? Hey. How you doing?

I’m gonna run a train On this Easy Mac

to celebrate you joining the rest of the world.

No. No. They couldn't at the time. That's why they had to dress like clowns.

Come on! Let's kill some Cacedonians!

And, FYI, it's called a venti because it's 20 ounces!

I know. It's just that my... Denver omelet?

Prison of sick thoughts!

Got you, man! Got you!