Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you gotta hop.

Like Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon

yeah. Get your whispering eye in the cab, Augie

you have to log 150 hours of community service.

You know why? Kids come first.

I do give a shit I give lots of shits!

I didn't know I could hurt him, you know?

and it's particularly terrifying because it's true.

You had me at 'hello. ' Oh, God. Danny.

Great. Now I gotta do it.

Thanks. Was that eyeliner?

What's he doing?

I'm sorry. I don't care.

Hey Nick! He’s tastin your beast!

When I killed you, I was, like, No way.

Look. I'm sorry, okay?

You know, if you think about it, this is kind of your fault.

and singing is not my idea of fun. All right?

Argotron. Face me, if ye be brave enough.

We're having an overnight camping trip, Big Bear this weekend.

My father was a traveling salesman.

Hey there Sophie Lou You're Sexy like a chocolate strawberry

What, do you think I'm a pushover? You know what I used to eat for breakfast?

A gift. I love him so much.

That's booty, son.

Way to go, big guy. Does this mean

You guys are so smart. Who's got a scarier story than me?

Man, forget you, man.

I ain't your pal, vanilla.

Help! Help! Help! Her, I don't like.

No, I mean a large.

How many dates do you have to go out with a girl before you get to touch her...

That's Boutte, son!

What's up his cooz?

He's having sex with a married lady.

I asked my girlfriend to marry me out of impulse.

When she says you don't give a shit about anything

Prepare to have your worldview rocked.

Whoop-dee-doo, right?

You've been slain by the mighty king. Now get lost,

Are you BSing me? 'Cause I know you're the best BSer.

Love, take me down to the streets

I... I lost my temper when I saw you last, and that was regrettable.

into the world of underground sex trafficking.

Those are my testicles.

...and the eye of the tiger.

Been five years.

Hey! Sexy like a chocolate strawberry.

No, this is... This is part of my battle attire for Laire.

Hey! You must be Wheeler.

YOU WHITE? Then you CMAC

Large black coffee.

No one loves Kiss.

Let us thank the gods

Yeah. I'm ready. All right.

I'm Danny from Sturdy Wings. I'm here for Augie.

and that God-awful cape that you made out of my tablecloth? I'm so sick of this.

Is it not? Because, if you think about it,

That could be any bald guy.

I can't believe I won.

Soon enough. Soon enough you'll want it.

You know, I may not be so happy-go-lucky, but I'm a realist.

Hey, there, Ronnie. How you doing today? Doing a little drawing?

'cause in this moment, doing what I love,

Of the Spaceman.

Davith is gone. Nice work.

Overnight? That's great. Sign us up.

This is Karen again.

Glückwunsch Du bist in drei Sprachen dumm

No ties, tangle free.

no later than 3:00 p. m., okay?

So what's this?

What is he saying? Okay!

Anyone mum to Michael

You get married because you love someone

Yeah. Unsafe. Okay, I had a protection spell on me. All right?

but I think there's something to be gained

With another sin

But we've got the ass...

Jeez, Augie. You're acting like your goldfish died.

You don't think I've noticed the 34-C's in the camouflage tank top

What up, Ronnie? It's good to meet you.

Wanna come see my turtle?

Eight hours down, 142 to go.

and I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs.

Hey, why don't you come over for dinner on Saturday night,

You know what I eat for breakfast? Cocaine.

What are you doing?

A great little dude? You're cute.

I can't believe my eyes.

It's not poison. It's got juice in it.

This is my country's emblem.

knights used to write love songs and poems for the women they loved,

Even early barbaric modalities have their place.

Fulfill your destiny, Blufgan.

fighting a never-ending war to control the realm.

Excuse me, miss. Yes?

Put it back in.

I'm completely faithful to him within the area codes of greater Los Angeles.

He has trouble sleeping outdoors.

Today I stand before you a warrior!

And this MFer tried to grab on my hang-down.

Think you can do better? Who's got a better story? Come on.

Maybe you heard that because you're 2 feet away from us.

standing there with the moon at his back

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I told you. Game face.

You want me to move?

You think he's normal. He's normal.

Totally. Come back next year.

So do you have a girlfriend?

Who you gonna call?

and, yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy.

Wheeler, where you at?

Good morrow, sir! Good morrow to you.

Thanks for the offer. Maybe some other time.

So you guys have to be at the courthouse

You’re the king B-Rat! You’re the king!

No. Wait. Oh, yeah, I got it.

and I would love to take you if you're interested.

Um... Should we come back?

Parents don't want you hanging around with their kids for some reason.

Well, that was stupid

That's a classy move, man

Mike Snifferpipits.

Where's Spaceman?

But it was real. It was from the heart!

But what about that girl you're always looking at, with the cap and the...

I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Current Situation

And if I stay with Sturdy Wings for another five years,

Let me tell you something. I am not your Big, and I'll hit you.

Come on, come on, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah!

Story time is over! Everybody, let's break into our groups.