Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So crazy. - Yeah.

At least mine's not crooked.

Oh yeah, that's what we're gonna do. I'm calling him to get a photo.

I need to be honest about who I am too,

How much is too much?

She's a writer for a Disaster Date column, and you're not her fiancé.

- No. No. - I know you. I know you.

[scoffs] Why would I drop it in the after-hours slot?

♪ A good ol' year, I think we earned A little fooling around ♪

until the real you, which was probably pretty great to begin with,

Really? [softly] Okay.

Oh my goodness. Um.

I gotta say I'm surprised. [clears throat]

["Baby, It's Cold Outside" playing]

The wool of his sweater. [sniffs]

- Oh, we went to McGregor's for karaoke. - Mm-hmm.

I gotta warn you,

- [footsteps approaching] - [Natalie humming]

Did you really think sexy karaoke was going to work?

- Can I have your attention? Please? - [Barb] So clever...

[chuckles] Thanks, Joshy-poo. Not my first climb, though, man.

- Did he just...? - Yup.

Honey, it's the only thing that matters.

Um, I actually should probably go shower.

He would've liked this hike a lot...

She's such a joker.

Come on in, come on. Join us for breakfast. We just sat down.

[breathing heavily] Hello. I'm Dr. Foye. Wow! You look a lot, uh, a lot better.

When you get back to LA, I just tell them we didn't work out.

I mean, I... I look like a deer in the headlights in this photo.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

["Santa Knows Your Secrets" by Night Heart playing]

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Don't look backwards.

Hi. Yeah. I'm, um, Natalie Bauer. I'm here to see Josh Lin.

[driver] I'm the only Uber in town.

- I'll see you guys at 10:00 a.m. - See you, bro.

Besides, a deal's a deal. We've made it this far.

Guys, I... I think you guys got the wrong idea.

[driver] You want some papaya? Kiwi?

You do realize that at some point, you were going to have to meet me.

[Natalie] Applebee's!

- [Josh] All right. Come down! - [panting] I can't hold on!

the dos and don'ts of online dating?

- Good. Okay. Stand up. - [breathing heavily]

Your grandma gave me her ring

So, what do we do now?

He's a world traveler but hasn't been to any places on the watch list.

Actually, I think, um...

We're going to be starting now.

Seeing you guys so happy in love and now pregnant. [chuckles]

And I honestly just...

- [man 2] Get over here! - [man 3] Put 'em up, put 'em up!

"Always on the move."

Okay, okay. I think... I think we should tell them.

Well, if you count lunch runs to Applebee's,

- [clears throat, coughs] - Okay, what do we got?

[Natalie] No offense, but your car is a little loud.

You know what? I'm willing to reconsider this. I might actually...

- This article isn't gonna write itself. - [Lee] Good idea.

Oh. Hey... hey, Nat. Sweetie, I love you, but I gotta go. My sponsor's calling.

[Natalie snickers]

with names like "Sweet Caresses" or "Shooting Star."

[chuckles] after hearing all this singing about babies,

I'll come back and fix it.

Well, some people find him a self-obsessed narcissist,

♪ And mercy... ♪

- [Bob] Oh! - Oh!

even if his apartment smells like bong water.

You might not always get the ending you want,

You, my friend, are about to fly 3,000 miles

- So the thing is... - La-la-la-la...

That's just something people say. Not a lot of magic has happened at all.

[Josh grunting]

[gentle music playing]

Gee, I mean, um...

I know. I... It's the best I could find in your mom's closet.

- [Natalie] Thanks. It's a new lip gloss. - Josh has a girlfriend?

And the only way it ends for you

I was fixing the toilet downstairs. Girls like guys who fix things.

- Uh, yeah, maybe a little. - You are... This is just so romantic.

Trust the guy who catfished me?

They're freakishly straight.

He doesn't even have a ring.

Hey, not so fast. We need to talk.

[whispering] Say yes. Just say yes. Just say it.

I could use your expertise in setting up my profile.

- Great. - Mm-hmm.

So she risks it all.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

It's actually really sweet.

I think you should just let it go.

- [chuckles] - You want to take this one maybe?

♪ We can sleep and see 'em coming ♪

- Well, that one's called Lawn Mower. - [Natalie] Mm.

[Josh] I like to think it's a story about the triumph of love over reality.

Yeah, my dad didn't set fires unless there was an insurance claim involved.

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

but modern dating online is even harder.

This is not LA, and Tag is not an LA guy.

And there's, like, a tiny little tinge of, hmm... gasoline?