Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Grandma, where are you going?

This is Christmas karaoke.

[Bob] Could I have everyone's attention?

And I've got you.

I mean, she's not that bad, and Josh seems really into her.

[panicking] I don't like this.

That is my favorite ornament of all time.

Oh, I'm sure you look absolutely beautiful.

[scoffs] None of your business. Besides, what's wrong with what I'm wearing?

- Here. - [Bob] Thanks.

[group exclaiming]

As of this moment right now, my disaster dating days are over.

- Wha... Where's what? - [gasping]

Hey, Josh, listen. About what I said last night, I...

[chuckles nervously] Um...

until he ghosts me.

Walden? Are you kidding me? Thoreau was an asshole.

- How do you know Josh? - Ah, they're friends, Grandma June.

And you like me so much,

I know, it's not like helping someone ascend Everest

♪ She's candy apple red With a ski for a wheel ♪

that I'm not looking for anything long-term?

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

- Huh? - Free non-perishables for life.

[Natalie groaning]

[straining] Where is it? Where is it?

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

who's really hot and has a dick pic on standby.

For the first time,

Oh, it fits perfect!

Okay. Well, enough of that. [chuckles]

[Natalie coughs] Where am I?

But he told the boys he broke it, protecting their presents from the Grinch.

♪ Do you know how to spell "farewell"? ♪

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

♪ Roll on babe ♪

You're making me the happiest boy... We're the happiest family in town!

Over my cold, dead, lifeless body. I'm not singing that.

I... I really, really do.

[coughs] Jesus Christ, Lee. You're everywhere.

It kind of happened?

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪

[Barb] You two, time for presents!

[shouting] off of her finger!

[man 1] I see you.

♪ I never really gave up on ♪

[sniffing] Mmm!

No one loves a bathroom selfie! Also, why are you holding a wrench?

So I don't spend another evening

[up-beat pop playing]

It's literally hours.

[store patrons chattering]

[Tag] Natalie, kill it! Whoo!

[Josh] There are presents involved in most movies ever made!

But it was still me.

of driving a white, windowless van by a playground.

I'm gonna surprise Josh, and I'm gonna get my happy ending.

He never says anything about his girlfriends, so...

[Natalie] ♪ And I would do anything For love ♪

So, Natalie, what was it about Josh that first caught your eye?

- Yeah. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. - Do you mind taking that for me?

["I Would Do Anything For Love" by Nina Dobrev playing]

[whispers] Here it goes.

No, I... I mean, um...

so I agreed, and I pretended to be someone that I'm not, but...

Come on, Grandma. Just ask Mom to help. Okay? She loves that place.

They actually met online and now are engaged.

Girlfriend. Wow. It's... it's so, so nice to meet you.

[laughing nervously] I'm serious. [straining] This is not funny.

[all cheering, clapping]

Well, welcome to my crib.

What? Who doesn't like a bathroom selfie? I looked kind of cut that day. Look.

- Look. I... I can explain! - [breathing heavily] I don't understand.

So, apparently, there's plenty of girls out there.

- Well, not... not in person, but... - Oh, I take it all back.

- So, where are you guys going tonight? - [smacks lips] Um... Abbott's, I think.

[Josh] You really think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

By the way, do you have insurance? They were asking me.

If she wants to be in our family, I need to know who she is.

Isn't Thoreau the best?

- [door opens] - Josh, go help her with her luggage.

Mom, Dad, this is Natalie.

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ ♪ Oh, Jesus, you're the king ♪

or the person who murdered Colonel Mustard in the library?

It's only two days till Christmas. Let's stage a breakup like we planned.

It's as if he's here in the room with us.

- [bartender] Triple Sec. Rum juice. - Okay. Talk to me.

And Gladys, you met Sinatra.

Damn flue always gets stuck.

♪ When friends come to call ♪

He was such a cutie!

You just do your part.

Chin up, brother bear.

but it's what I want to do with my life.

[touching music continues]

That means nothing. Remember the last guy you met up with in public?

Uh... but got a mini-fridge with all kinds of soda.

- No! No. - Yeah. What?

Yes, I have. He was born in Beijing, and he was amazing in bed.

I literally had to get stoned to get through it.

Dude, that's his cousin.

Wow! I don't know how you did it, but... [sniffs]

But a deal's a deal. So let's just move on.

Congratulations.

- Mm-hmm. - Nice.

[Bob] That's what they're known for. Good old steak as always.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

There's someone else on the other side of that lie

Actually, I was thinking maybe Natalie could put it up this year

Let's not forget the only reason I'm here is because you lied.

She's been playing you since day one, bro.

[Josh] Oh, I guess I really should have gotten the Verizon Unlimited plan.

- ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪ - [grunting] Oh.

You know what, you're gonna go, and you're gonna do this,