Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[man 1] Okay, Joshy.

[Natalie sighs]

Holy shit! I mean, this guy is, like, friggin' hot.

["Everyday" by Ada Pasternak continues]

[emotional music playing]

Do we have something special? Yes.

- ♪ I've got to go away ♪ - ♪ I hear ya, say no more ♪

May I have everyone's attention, please?

And one of them was my old English teacher.

♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪

If anyone gets it, it's me.

- Lee? Are you dating two guys now? - No, he's my boss.

- 10:00 a.m.? - Perfect.

But you were a lie.

[birds squawking]

That is, like, the sexual assault theme song.

- Okay. - Sure.

- Merry Christmas, man. [winces] - [Owen laughing]

You're here. This office is open.

♪ Jingle around the clock ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw you two here last night looking pretty damn cozy.

Your parents threw us a surprise engagement party? Here?

[somber music playing]

- I lied about a photo. - [Natalie] No.

- Okay. Okay. - Show me the photos!

[grunts] How am I doing so far?

- You're gonna be grandparents. - We're pregnant.

[Josh] I... I get it.

E-Rock! My mom really did invite everybody in town. Huh?

- Well, what makes you think I'm not? - [text tone]

Hey, listen, um...

Finding someone to spend the rest of my life with.

- Oh. You didn't hear? - Uh-uh.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

But when I got here, I realized that the guy

- I guess you could say that, yeah. - I love Yosemite.

You should fly across the country

Oh, that's my dad.

- [both gasp] - [Josh] Hello?

[Roy] I'm a nude yoga instructor. Namaste.

Owen seems psychotically into this.

No, he's from that zombie show.

after the most intense orgasm of your life.

[Vinny] Devoted feminist. Favorite movie: The Noteb...

No, honey. Natalie is your brother's girlfriend.

Natalie, what're you doing?

[Owen] Hey, guys!

Surprising you for Christmas!

Owen's here! Now it's Christmas!

Just go out with some Tinder tool and complain about him, please.

- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"! - Yes!

Likes to be? He has to be. He's a Pisces.

[Josh] I swear to you.

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

Yeah. It's been putting the hip in Rohypnol since 1944.

Relax? I can't relax. The tension is the only thing holding me together.

♪ Nothing so exciting ♪

Yeah. Not ideal.

- You've been so busy with the new house! - Okay. Game face.

[exhales] Full disclosure,

[folk guitar music playing]

[breathing heavily]

[clicks tongue] Not being Google-able is the modern equivalent

♪ Breakin' out of this two-star town ♪

It's a dream I never dared to have for myself.

Josh, this isn't all your fault. I mean...

just in time for Christmas.

[inhales] Well.

Climb you later! [chuckles]

Guys, come on. This is my favorite part.

- [Josh laughing] - [Bob] Wow!

[Natalie] This is the most beautiful hike I've ever been on.

flies across the country and shows up on somebody's front lawn?

But honestly, I'm not sure how much longer I can do this.

- Let's see what you got. [grunts] - Come on!

I find that very hard to believe.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

Just act natural. We'll figure a way out. We just got to stick together. Okay?

♪ No I won't do that ♪

♪ Her hair, it curls In the damp of the night ♪

Look, I know you're scared, but you've got this.

I think the whole family agrees that you've picked a winner!

- So really there's only one con. - What?

- Oh. Um... - Yeah.

♪...come at all ♪

My friend Darlene

Don't worry. They're very used to me disappointing them.

♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet ♪

Yeah, she's satisfied. Oh my God.

- Go ahead, come on. - [clears throat]

You're gonna set me up with Tag?

I know a lot of girls who'd be very into you.

Fill out the form to your left and drop it in the after-hours slot when you're done.

Sure. Whatever you say. So, uh, what size are you?

- [sighs] - Well, good night.

I will have the porterhouse.

[Grandma] So, who better to come and talk to you about

Natalie, where's my next story? I'm assuming your next date is lined up.

since it's her first time here, and she's our guest and all.

♪ Ooh Merry Christmas Saint Nick ♪

- [sighs deeply] - [Owen] I don't know about this Natalie.

[indistinct chattering]

Stopped three years ago.

[Natalie] It's a movie about people falling in love based on how they look.

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Every conversation we had, every text we exchanged,

Couple biscuits under the tree for you if you like.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do we have any more requests?

Hors d'oeuvres?

Oh, you're serious? You don't celebrate Christmas?