Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's one hell of a hobby.

- [Bob] Hi, Chelsea! - [Barb] Merry Christmas, honey.

Thank you, Grandma.

So where did you lovebirds rush off to last night?

This is gonna be your most epic Disaster Date yet.

Okay, all right, show's over. Nothing to see here, all right?

Oh, look! It's going to print! Little lovebirds.

Good work, Josh.

Well, it's meat today, but then what are you going to lie about tomorrow?

falling in love with a version of you that doesn't exist.

So let's all raise a glass to future Mr. and Mrs. Lin,

[Natalie] But I can't do it anymore. I... I... I can't lie.

He's from Game of Thrones.

[breathing heavily] Oh my God!

[scoffs] Come on, Josh.

I don't know. It... it doesn't feel right.

Then ask your dad for a loan. I feel like he's the target customer.

[Barb] Let's just... [laughs]

Natalie! You coming or what?

You make candles?

- [radio chatter] - How could you possibly know that?

Come on, Kerry, answer the phone.

Exactly what you'd expect.

[whispering] Come on. Everybody's looking at us.

[Josh] I'm happy to be your emergency contact,

It doesn't really matter.

[Natalie] Okay. So?

- [squealing] - Oh wow!

Here's the thing.

[Natalie] That's easy. Hands down, Die Hard.

[Natalie scoffs]

and see what would happen. I got 85 matches in five minutes.

The key is to not focus on the wall, but to focus on your first move.

or my picker is broken.

♪ I got the green light I got a little fight ♪

Shimmering Pines.

[crowd cheering]

"Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fairs."

my, um, my mom, she used to read that to me when I was little.

Nothing's changed?

Also! When you're talking to him, throw in some rock climbing lingo.

I actually teach a survival course in Yosemite every summer.

[Natalie] One, it takes place during a Christmas party.

Unlikely. Natalie just flew in from California this morning.

- I can't do this, Josh. I can't do this. - Yes, you can.

An aggressive climber. I climb all kinds of things like

Duh, first class, honey. I'm not a peasant.

[scoffs] Why are you being all weird?

It used to help me sleep, but I honestly can't

♪ What a bright time It's the right time ♪

♪ Christmas comes this time each year ♪

- What? - One move at a time!

We're maybe just a little bit more than just friends.

Do I really need to explain?

- Can we... can we go back inside and... - No, I'm not going inside!

- [knocking on window] - I know you're in there, you mofos.

- Yeah. - [gasps, screams]

that's not exactly an address you forget.

[Grandma] I've seen him in something.

[Natalie] Oh God, I hope so.

- I think she cut me. - It's okay, baby. I think she did too.

Well, five years of braces.

- Off! Off! Off! Off! Get this off me. No! - Just stop. Stop.

[softly] Sorry, Josh.

you flew across the country to surprise me for Christmas.

[Natalie] I totally love Christmas,

Listen, you're not the only one that can stalk people on the internet.

[woman] Sure, dating has never really been easy,

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

because the only way it ends for them is disappointment.

[continues coughing]

Cali Asskicker.

humans were originally created with four arms, four legs,

[Josh] Okay, let's take a deep breath.

Careful! Careful! Careful! That's a wax warmer for candle-making.

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

and given the stuff we used to smoke in his basement after school,

I'm sorry. So, you haven't even met this dude yet?

[Josh] You've studied this in depth.

Why would you do that?

- ♪ Where we drift and call it dreaming ♪ - [growling]

[clears throat]

Oh, sorry, that's just for me.

- Geisha? - No.

- I met someone. [exhales] - Mm-hmm.

but you'll get the ending you need.

Well. [clears throat]

♪ Cuz we been... ♪

Thanks. [sighs]

Uh, why don't you come inside and wait?

Then just change it. Say, "I enjoy rolling with my homies."

- [man] And? - [crowd murmuring]

If you want him to notice you, do something different.

[woman] Merry Christmas. Can I help you?

Everyone's miserable, though.

And Natalie, I want you to meet my old friend Tag.

but you're a good kid with a big heart,

The other half, a storybook romance.

- ♪ 'Cause baby, it's cold outside ♪ - ♪ Maybe just go outside ♪

♪ Holy night ♪

It's like a... You know those [chuckles] blue-collar mechanics guys

I told you to stand up, not get down on one knee!

- Say yes! - Yes! Yes!

- Oh hey. He mentioned the store. - [Josh chuckles]

But you should be thankful because it's why you have a job.

Ooh. Yeah, well, looks like now it's just for me.

I wasn't expecting company, uh, tonight. I'm Barb. I'm Josh's mom.

Oh my God. [laughing]

♪ I wish I knew how ♪

Ooh yeah, uh, grab me a Green Latifah with an extra shot of wheatgrass.

- We were just talking about it. - We talked about this for hours.

How are you feeling back there, Natalie?

Um... I... I think that might be implied.

♪ For love ♪

Are you implying that this is my fault?

Grandma, the car's that way!

[emotional music continues]