Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm pretty good at Photoshop.

[exhales deeply] Sweet baby Jesus.

Oh, we are so excited to have you join the family!

[sighs] I'm sorry. It gets me every time.

Getting a feeling.

How is it that everyone has found the one, and I haven't?

[somber music playing]

- [Josh laughing] - He keeps taking his glove off.

I found out about this little soirée courtesy of Barb's Facebook page. Hello!

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

Make all the jokes you want,

[Josh] ...but when you start making toast in the tub, that's when we'll worry.

I'll get a different Uber. Thanks.

God, you were such a cutie, Josh. Look at that rat tail. Do you see that?

You gotta think bigger.

[group exclaiming]

His bio. He's passionate about life,

♪ You can have mine... ♪

[Natalie] So, yeah. I thought I'd flown 3,000 miles to see how my story ended.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Hey. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again

- Natalie! - Oh.

- You ever been bobsledding before? - [rumbling]

and perhaps the ending to my story could be...

[Owen] Quick finish, Grandma, don't mess it up!

- [laughing] I'm sorry! - [text tone]

Well, they're definitely not on FlirtAlert.

[indistinct chattering]

- Easier said than done. - No, I'm serious. Steal it back.

[Barb] Everyone did a great job on it this year.

Okay. You just have to relax.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

[soft music playing]

- What's going on, bro? - What's up, Owen?

I monitor them.

[Natalie] Just play it, please.

Because you look so familiar. I... I just can't put my finger on it.

[Natalie] Fine. I can give you seven reasons, to be exact.

[Josh] Passionate about life and all things outdoors.

[gasping] Shit. There must've been kiwi in those shots.

[Josh] Take a deep breath.

[yelling] It's not the Mormons, Bob!

and it's worth it because they fall in love

Many of you've expressed interest in online dating.

Thank you. Um...

- Have you met him? - Yeah.

♪ Yeah, you really 'bouta lie Pump, pump it up ♪

"Rather than love, than money,

But Josh told me that he would help get me Tag

- [Chelsea] Yeah. Yeah. - [Owen] How is Joshy still single?

Oh my God. Are you... are you his "G Word"?

♪ Tell me your troubles and doubts ♪

ladders, um, houses, um, trees,

Pretend you like it because that's Tag's favorite book.

- I'm kind of busy, Owen. - Oh, talking to your lover, Tag?

Seriously, though, that train wreck was a little too much, even for me.

to either distract people from their own lives,

Well, you know what? We've got bigger problems.

Okay, relax. It's not like I'm opening up a slaughterhouse.

Oh shit. Stay down. Stay down.

And that's not fair

[Bob] For the last time, we're not converting!

Yes, it's one of her hobbies.

[exhales deeply]

Other side, baby. It's your mark.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

A distinction that only really matters if you're from Alabama.

- ["Macho Man" playing] - Christmas may now commence!

All I'm asking for is a week.

Whatcha doin' over here?

And I'm just gonna go to my family and come clean with everything.

Besides, what do you have to lose? Huh?

His family took me in. I have never felt worse in my entire life.

Yeah. Natalie and I have to head out.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

I keep thinking my perfect match has to be out there, just one click away.

And the guy who smiled all the time?

You gotta leave the serious stuff to the real journalists, like Steve.

Pov: Moi quand je vois mes notes de spé

- ♪ Don't you forget about me... ♪ - [grunting] Okay.

What's the one common denominator in all of these dates?

[smacks lips] It's a good thing I'm not part of those cultures.

'Cause you were like... Whoo!

- Nice to meet you. - Hi. You too.

[indistinct chattering]

♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- Don't... - Wait. What? Nat.

♪ It's the most wonderful time Of the year ♪

That's your other problem. You're only looking local.

- Oh. Hi. - Hi.

Let's recap for a second. You're holding a wrench, an ax, and some rope.

along comes Ted, a Libra who likes puppies

when they thought you were my girlfriend?

- All right. - Wait, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!

What are all these?

- Where am I taking you, again? - 420 Holt Street.

[Natalie sighs]

Former chubster, huh?