Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

until I met Natalie.
Uh...
He always makes you sit on his lap.
Hot girls hit on him here all the time, and they're all the same.
Gnarly?
Two glasses of Veuve, please.
See, great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
- Those chubby little cheekies! [chuckles] - He was eight.
[Josh] That was him driving the car in Days of Thunder,
Did you see the look on Josh's face? I'm the furthest thing from all right.
[exhales] What movie?
So, is the, uh, wall that we're climbing like the one we climbed at your store?
Jesus!
Promise me that when this is all over,
♪ To find a bone And to float it down the stream ♪
[group] Yeah.
Is this a joke?
[inhales]
You are her subject.
[plane departing]
Oh, and, uh, who do we have here?
♪ One more time ♪
[Chelsea] Tsk. Aw!
- [Josh] Oh! You cook? - Oh yeah. All the time.
Merry Christmas. Look at what I got you.
- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪
and offers to take me on a sunset sail
Where's my drink? Who has my drink?
[coughs, clears throat]
- Yes! Whoo! - [Natalie] ♪ I would do anything ♪
Put these in.
- Hey. - [woman] Mm-hmm.
[gasps] Oh my God.
You're telling me the guy exists, and he's there?
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪
Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have bags to pack.
Oh shoot.
♪ Stuck at home for too long It's time to get out ♪
He passed away last year, actually.
Yep. Totally agree.
She's 70 now, and she has a pacemaker.
What if I write a piece
- [dog barking] - [Natalie laughing]
He used to climb up on the roof every Christmas Eve and stomp around
[male patron] Yeah!
But if you think about it, nothing's changed.
[Natalie] No kiwi. I would swell up like a blowfish.
- ♪ Make it a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪
You're... you're not mad at me?
I go with, uh,
- Okay, Snoop. [exhales] - Oh yeah.
♪ Offspring of a virgin's womb! ♪
Honestly, I'm so over eating out. I prefer to just stay in and cook.
No. You look...
But that's why Soash Media exists
Well, I want to hear all about how you two met.
- [door closes] - Okay. I... I know you're mad,
- He fell off one year and broke his arm. - [gasps]
[Natalie sighs happily]
Oh, would you like to help me with kindling?
Yes.
- Oh, she's a vegetarian. - I'm a vegetarian.
And then Hank there would prefer staying in over going out.
What about Thoreau?
I had my profile up for a year, and guess how many matches I got.
Do you still have your original profile photos?
Don't be afraid to be you. Natalie.
- Thank you. - Thanks, Doc.
They really love Christmas, huh?
I know!
[Natalie] Big mystery there, Bob.
I'm an aggro.
Well, I've brought you two experts.
It was wrong. I shouldn't have asked you to lie in the first place.
look at you.
[light buzzing]
- I just landed, but my bag didn't arrive. - [game playing]
What do you think?
[door closes]
[sighs deeply]
[Natalie] I can't believe that you know that.
- Oh, but no kiwi because I'm... - I... I know, you're allergic. No kiwi.
It's not UPS! [laughing]
♪ Marshmallows for toasting ♪
♪ You will not be happy... ♪
[clears throat]
The roof might not be my child...
And then I look like the asshole? Your family is gonna be crushed.
[man] It's been two weeks. Where's my next Disaster Date story?
- [woman whispers] Here they come. - [all] Surprise!
I was kind of a late bloomer too. [grunts]
Josh is imperfect, but yet you decided to stay?
[chuckles] I've been searching for like an hour and nothing.
You know, when I first saw your profile, I thought you'd just be another guy
[Josh] So, what's your favorite Christmas movie?
- ♪ No one else can save me know but you ♪ - Mm.
My apartment is still under renovation. It sustained a little smoke damage, so...
♪ Her woolen coat Under yellow sodium lights ♪
- ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ - [Bob laughs]
[man 2] Cali Asskicker!
Yeah, you don't have a ring.
and then you go and do the exact same thing to me.
[Josh] Natalie!
[Barb] Hey, guys, the movie's about to start!
Um...
[Natalie] My mom passed away last year. You would've loved her.
He's Asian-American and speaks three languages.
his family and Christmas.
- Whoo! - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
[Natalie] Webster's Dictionary defines love as...
Well, cheers to that.
- It's time to tell them. Let's tell them. - I think it's time. Okay.
[neighbors gasp]
- [gasps] - [Tag] Yeah.
It just has to be honest.
of anybody you've ever dated before, so...
Jesus, Nat! You only have your dating radius set to five miles.
[panting] No. I can't stop. I won't stop. Now, where's my next story?
Ready to give this bad boy a go?
- [Bob] Careful. - [Josh] Just right on top there.
[woman] And if that's true,
the... the why doesn't even matter anymore.
- Wait, what? - Yup.
Why did you really stay?