Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chuckles] Yeah. Now, that's my girl.

that captures the essence of a dude.

Speaking of stocks, uh, the market has been crazy this year.

- [Bob] Is that Tag? Captain America! - How's it going?

♪ Who'd have thought That we'd break the things we like? ♪

- [laughing] - There it is.

[Tag] I'm glad you like it.

- Where does this one go? - Oh!

[exhales deeply]

I just wanted you to know that

♪ Can you read my mind? ♪

I thought to myself, "It's too good to be true."

Just roll it lightly and scrunch.

- [Bob] Come over. Yeah, yeah. - Okay, this is not mine. This is Josh.

I... I actually didn't mean to call you. I was, um, hiking and...

♪ He's got to wear his goggles... ♪

- Hi. - Tag's told us so much about you.

Grandma June makes candles?

about a girl on the verge of completely giving up on love

Okay? I promise.

♪ And Christmases long, long ago ♪

It is the greatest Christmas movie of all time.

♪...the herald angels sing ♪

♪ It's the best time of the year ♪

They lost everything except their virginity. [laughing]

[Josh exhales, sighs]

[Josh] "I cannot go to school today, said little Peggy Ann McKay."

Did you see how my parents looked at me tonight

Owen and Chelsea, I just wanna say congratulations.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

I got catfished,

I thought you guys said this was hard... [gasps]

People used to fall in and out of love based solely upon the written word.

My grandson, Josh, and his fiancée Natalie.

So how do you really feel about my favorite Christmas movie?

- What? - Are you satisfied?

No, they're not.

- I am so pumped about this. Aren't you? - I'm so pumped.

- [truck beeping] - Oh. Sir, excuse me. Um...

is he likes outdoorsy, adventurous women.

I was really talking to was him.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[gulps] but I'm still gonna raise it.

[Josh] I'm the happiest man in town. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

her ability to ever be on The Bachelor,

Have a baby by next Thanksgiving.

- [Barb] I'm so proud of you. - We gotta come up with some names.

[scoffs] What are you talking about? It's a cute and flirty Christmas duet.

- Sorry to bother you. Bye. - [disconnects]

- [breath trembling] - Okay.

Oh, please, help yourself to anything.

[woman] ...someone that doesn't already have a wife. Am I right?

[panicking] Um...

I will change my lyrics so the song doesn't sound so, uh, rape-y.

A speech sequel, per se,

♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪

- Okay, June! Seriously. - [Josh] Mom.

- That's an upgrade, I'd say. - [chuckles]

- So then smile more! - [touching music playing]

I'm Natalie's boss.

♪ Can you read my mind? ♪

[Josh] Okay. Convince me.

Probably the only one in existence.

You sound like you got Millennial Tourette's!

[Natalie] Sorry, I need these more than you do.

[Owen] Except for the star.

[smacks lips, sighs] It's really something.

[Bob laughing] Hey!

♪ We can weep and call it singing ♪

fanatical about self-control, not to mention a total hypocrite,

You two are cousins?

You got this. Go, go, go, go. I love you. Call me later.

Just text, text, send.

And how would you like that cooked?

- Really. - [Josh] Mm-hmm.

[Josh] Looking for a woman who's spontaneous and drama-free.

I can work with that.

They helped me develop resilience, empathy.

- ♪ I've been saying that for a while ♪ - ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪

Hey, um, grab me another one of these green apple thingies.

♪ Just tryna keep it in line ♪

I guess I never realized. I was so busy being mad at you

- [laughing] Oh! That's a weird Dick! - [chuckles]

To paraphrase my girl Celine Dion, "My heart, too, will go on."

Ew. I hated that documentary.

♪ But nothing's stopping Christmas From coming this time ♪

You wanted me to wear a hat. You're like, "It's cute." It's dumb!

Ugh. I had no idea that this movie was so homoerotic.

So you tweak it just a little more

Slowly walk backwards towards the edge of the wall.

[Josh] It's okay.

- ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪ - [music distorts, stops]

He was smart, funny, sweet, and he looked like him.

- [Owen] Look at junior jumbo Josh. - Oh no.

- [whispering] I'm sorry. - Nope. Nope. I'm still alive.

- What if we put pillows in the middle? - No.

[gentle music playing]

- Chick's pretty cool too. - I haven't met her yet.

There are no words for what you did.

it's that love doesn't have to be perfect.