Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- My bags... - [horn honking]

So, I know Tag better than he knows himself.

But you know what they say. When you know, you know.

[traffic rumbling]

♪ Mistletoe up high It's about to go down ♪

It just didn't really seem to be in the cards...

[Josh] What was your favorite book as a kid?

But this time, I realized that in order to find true love,

but you gotta trust me.

So, then why don't you serve them?

- Yeah. - [Owen] Don't think she knows the lyrics.

Natalie. My office, now.

[grunts] Got it.

- Yeah. Pretty much. - Okay.

Why don't you come over and play with...

Okay, so I'll eat a potato.

♪ Oh, the most wonderful time... ♪

- We don't have to talk shop at breakfast. - Oh, but it's so fascinating.

[Josh] Yeah, actually I think Maverick and Iceman get married in the sequel.

No wonder you only got three matches. You were hiding your strengths.

I've been so focused on other people's dishonesty

When I'm not traveling for work,

Oh my! This... this is just off the charts. Look at you!

Not only did Tag ask me to dinner tomorrow night,

I'm not one for speeches, so I'll keep this quick.

I have been pretending to be him for the last two weeks.

♪ But I won't do that ♪

You can take mine. I don't have to be buried with it.

This is Josh's Dad. And this is his Grandmother, June.

I was thinking for the next one, maybe we'll try something different. Like...

♪ I really can't stay ♪

Traveled the world, fought in a war.

or providing scuba gear for the Great Barrier Reef,

Fine. I'll get a Lyft.

♪ Hark the highest, angels sing ♪

- You didn't tell me he was Tom Cruise. - Oh, I thought you were an aggro.

Tag, I want you to meet my cousin Natalie.

So I made one of him.

[Barb] Okay, that's good. That's good.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

You're right. I liked you.

[screaming] Yeah!

And so, Sarah asked me, "Would you rather have a better memory or a bigger penis?"

["Counting the Days" by the Crystalairs playing]

[man] Cali Asskicker!

[inhales] Hard to have an orgasm when you've been catfished!

So go put these on because Tag is gonna be here any minute.

No self-respecting man's gonna buy those,

♪ No, there's nothing like it ♪

Not Instagram models who count carbs.

Next thing you know, she's right next to me.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

♪ No problem there's the door ♪

[smacks lips] You might want to rethink the names, but you did nail the scents.

- Here I am. - [Josh, Natalie chuckle]

[Natalie] Yippee Ki Yay, I do!

And all the travel that it must involve.

Class president, prom king, star of the football team.

loves all things outdoors.

May I... may I have everyone's attention, please?

- I do know them. I just don't... - She knows the lyrics.

Ooh! Maverick just disobeyed an order! Chug!

It's pretty much why I don't celebrate it.

I fired you four times. You just keep showing up.

but Tag's a real meat-and-potatoes type of guy,

- Will you marry me? - [Barb gasps]

- I tripped and accidentally hit "Call." - What the fuck are you saying?

- Nobody is blaming anybody, okay? - [Natalie] Oh!

Because a business costs money.

Oh, he noticed me tonight.

- ♪ Keep on, keep moving on ♪ - [exhales] Okay.

- [woman laughing] - [Josh] Hello?

because you usually run at the first sign of imperfection.

- [laughing] Here. Here. Come on. - [Natalie whimpering]

There's so much nice underwear in there. You're a lucky guy.

Why did he just congratulate you?

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

I don't remember.

and a head with two faces.

Got food in your teeth. You might wanna... [clicks tongue]

My son wants to make candles,

Is this how you boil your victims?

[sniffs] My father started it 50 years ago.

[sighs] her idea of a Christmas song.

Well, I mean... no...

♪ No, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

You should see this place at Halloween.

until I spoke to your boss a few seconds ago,

No. You know wh...

I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye on things,

All right, fine, they're mine.

- [Barb gasps] - [Owen] Oh no.

Well, I had a really nice evening.

"Left The Toilet Seat Up," or "Won't Ask For Directions" in here.

It's... it's no big deal. It's just... it's just a hobby.

I'm gonna fly to Lake Placid, New York.

[clears throat]

Eucalyptus. I love eucalyptus.

This is gonna be so much fun.

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

♪ There'll be parties for hosting ♪

Smells like freshly cut grass.

- [chokes] - Grandma, let's... We have company.

- No. - Ah! She must be in Mom's new book club.

holding today's newspaper with the date on it. Okay? Yeah.