Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ♪ But it's crazy and it's true ♪ - [man]I am a Christian!

[engine revving]

Guys can do things besides hunt and pay for everything, okay?

- Thanks. - Yeah.

You're not just fooling yourself.

Ugh, kids can be so cruel.

I think being honest is always a good idea.

♪ And some nights you're carved in ice ♪

Honestly, your face was so swollen, you looked more like Chucky.

- [Josh] Whoo! - [Bob] Merry Christmas!

That's actually very insightful.

and now it all makes sense.

♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪

- Aggro? - Yeah, like aggressive. Aggro. [growls]

All right. Time to go home. Stop looking at my brother.

We should probably address the, uh, catfish in the room.

That's just something people say. Like, "Your baby's so cute"

The UPS guy's not here to see me. Just sign for the package!

Every time it rang one year, he was like, "Is that the Mormons?"

- Not much to it. - [scoffs]

Where are we going?

- Thank you so much. - You... you look great, by the way.

Wait, what? No. No, no, no, no. You can't do that.

It's lame, I know.

Okay. Okay. I think I actually know a trick to get you down,

♪ To find a stone Just to bounce across the pond ♪

I thought I could use a picture of a standard hot guy

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- [man] Ooh, I like it. - [chuckles]

When did he get out of jail?

- [squeals] - He is so cute!

♪ And when Santa hits the gas Man, just watch her peel ♪

Yeah. Uh. We... Well...

- It's so crooked. - It's very crooked.

- Well, I would... - No words!

I used to come here every day with my golden retriever, Chewy.

[truck beeping]

then Zeus is an asshole.

[Josh whispering] Everyone's looking. Just say yes.

[insincerely] Oh. I love what you've done with the place.

- Breathe. Breathe. - [breath trembling]

Uh-oh. Who's doing the dance?

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

and tell him E-Rock says to pass the Dutch? [chuckles]

Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could say that. [chuckles]

when she comes to find that the perfect guy might actually exist?

Onto your third.

What was he like in high school?

I'm not going anywhere with you.

What? Why is he here?

so the boys knew Santa had arrived.

[weights rattling]

["Silent Night" playing]

There was just so many unbelievable things in his profile.

I'm... I'm sorry. [scoffs] Lie?

I'm not buying it.

Okay, it's not... it's not what you think.

Why did you stop being friends?

Actually, I think I have something even better.

There's cereal in there.

and share the twisting trails

["(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew playing]

♪...don't roll no more ♪

Thank you for the ride.

- ♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪ - ♪ Adíos, say no more ♪

Just sit back, enjoy it.

- [Barb] Owen! [laughing] - Mom! Mm!

You can see Bambi without actually going to Disney World.

It's gonna help me relax. Gonna help me relax.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

I doubt he'll recognize you.

I mean, it'd be 40 bucks to get to Glendale, and that's only one way.

What about Tag? I have a date with him tomorrow.

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - Hah!

[Rick] Semi-finalist on Dancing with the Stars.

I'm just trying to point out that in some cultures,

- [Tag] Well, I'd like that. - Mm.

- Oh, also, take this. - Uh. [sighs]

[exhales] I just wanted my happy ending.

- [Tag] Nice stuff. Get some new duds in? - [Josh] Always.

You wanna look relaxed, like you don't care.

- [group chuckling] - Ooh, that's a good idea! I like that.

Is everything okay?

- ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ - ♪ Here's my phone, give her a call ♪

Yeah, we... You know, we were just saying in the car, right?

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[ethereal tinkling]

In first grade, he had a lazy eye and needed to wear an eye patch.

[Natalie] Oh, uh, don't pull up to the house.

- I miss him every day. - Mm.

- Yes, you can. - Get this off me.

[Barb] I was happy with their meat.

[touching music playing]

[soft piano music playing]

[Grandma] What's she doing there?

- [Barb] Take your toast. - [Bob] Drive carefully.

A piece of fiction.

Oh, uh, Natalie, can you please hand me my... my wrench?

[breath trembling]

This was not part of the plan.

- [man 1] Go get it. - Watch, you might learn something.