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Hey, but what the hey. Anywhere's paradise
See, we don't need any silly pills.
Again?
You ain't gonna get to finish it. (GRUNTS)
You said enough last night, Muriel.
Hey, what is the 23rd anniversary, anyway? That's abstinence, isn't it?
Muriel, please, I spent an hour with the kids thinking of these.
Well? 196, stupid.
HUD LADY: Next!
Not that kind of hot. (SIGHS)
(SLOWLY) No!
I seem to remember using something years ago.
Damn. Why me, Lord?
In the meantime, my name is Smokey
(GROWLS)
Yeah, I know that's great. Now, give me my pills.
KFH
Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for, anyway?
I'm trying to save you.
Oh, forget it. I'll be fine.
All right. But not fatal.
Muriel, you know I can't leave the country.
The furnace ain't on. It's the middle of summer, you crazy, old bat.
I said...
(SCREAMING)
Okay, Thurgood, stay calm. Think clearly.
Ah, hell no, back on up.
200! You did it.
Babs, you have a customer. No, no, no, no.
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