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It's not FDA approved.
Uh, uh, uh!
Thurgood, what are you talking about?
Tell me, doctor,
(SCREAMING) It burns! I'm in hell! I'm in hell.
So my hat says, "Nevada,"
Good, she's not here.
Well, I'm happy to announce that your hypertension is under control.
don't sit in the icebox, especially with the door closed.
Fine. But before you go,
So were there any side effects that you noticed?
Suddenly you're so good.
Chicken-fried, steak-fried chicken,
Does Thurgood know?
(CHUCKLING) I bought it on the border.
You're very kind.
Stupid? 197!
198. I'll push him off.
I feel good from my head down to my... Ooh! Hey!
Don't become your mother, now.
Thurgood, you better stop. You're at 210,
(DOG GROWLING)
Well, when you gonna fix my calendar?
Thurgood, at least let me put this can down.
Says here side effects can include nausea, seizures, Bell's palsy,
Why, gentlemen, whatever could you mean?
Then I could just grab a jet pack and zoom off to the nearest bubble city,
Now, now, there is hope. There's a promising new drug for hypertension,
Weren't you supposed to go to HUD and pick up those air conditioners?
I'm out of pills forever.
MURIEL: Oh, my.
Oh, really? Excuse me.
Even though I have a headache. Yes.
Hmm.
No, Thurgood. You're in County Hospital.
Hmm, let's see. Aggravation, a high fat diet, excess alcohol...
(MURIEL HUMMING)
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