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There's a little urban renewal going on in my pants. That's what's happening.
What's it gonna be? A real doctor or County?
You can pick up your $50 at the front desk.
No, Goodie, it's based on love.
(HUMMING)
You're gonna have to.
Huh? Oh, sewage pipe erupted in my face.
Tense? Why should I be tense? I have my hypertension pills.
Oh, Mrs. Avery.
(GASPS) My 40s!
and that would be the 21st century.
You have very high blood pressure.
What is that, Thurgood?
I wanted some anti-flaccid, uh, antacid.
Uh, yeah, perfect, and while you're doing that
Hmm. Yes, would shop here again.
Right, and they gonna have my pills at the desk? Mr. Stubbs!
That's it. I have no other problems. Bye.
Well, no, but that's my hair relaxer.
(SHOUTING) You dried up, old gargoyle!
Thurgood, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this.
What the Hella Fitzgerald?
We should go on a second honeymoon.
Thurgood.
Reading? Nobody said nothing about reading.
Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode
Poker night is over.
Uh, actually he left Babs, but she's on her break.
and you wouldn't have seen shrimp one.
Look, I understand your apprehensions.
Chinese herbs?