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I tell ya, if it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity.
It'll be a night you'll always remember.
Oh! Hey, hey, Muriel, I just needed my, uh... My Mylanta.
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, It's Goofy Grape and vodka.
Muriel, you're a genius.
I think they're Dino's eggs.
You've been knocking so many boots,
(SINGING) La, la, la, la, la, la.
But, Thurgood, the lights are on. (GIGGLES)
We've really drifted apart.
(GRUNTING)
There's nothing wrong with me that a nice pork chop sandwich ain't gonna fix.
What do you say? Shrimp for pills. Pills for shrimp.
Oh, yeah, it'll be the last time.
Muriel, don't patronize me. Dino was a boy.
I should take you to County.
Good looking out, Muriel.
To qualify for the program you need a systolic reading of 200.
(GRUNTING)
Oh, good, The Jeffersons is on.
48!
Girl, what you so happy about today?
Fair. Good. Strongly agree.
Yes, but your calendar also says it's 1978.
Just cotton balls.
(EXCLAIMING)
Lavell, turn down the AC. It's freezing back here.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Thurgood.
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