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is about what you spend a year on office supplies.

Sir, you're gonna be late

Yeah, uh--You're probably expecting something from me.

You know something, Alan ?

I mean, there must be programs out there

Tell me. Tell me, tell me.

♪Strange what desire ♪

Peter Lassiter.

Honey, that's an $800 bottle of wine.

Sales are up almost 20 percent

You're a Scotch man, single malt,

and this company.

I've got that big office because I prove myself to him

You wanna get cute ? Get cute.

I'm in your shoes, I'm thinking the same thing,

Tonight. It's Christmas eve, Jack.

of carting away her monstrous crap.

Daddy's a crazy guy.

Bought that house, and I've been working

- I love you, Kate. - I love you too. I do.

Do you have any idea what my life is like ?

Good man. Everybody, turn to page 12

It’s your anniversary Happy 40 th Kim & Bill!!

So, tomorrow's the big day, Jackie.

And we're in love.

Then it'll be like I never left.

Do you... have any idea what you put us through today ?

That was a good surprise.

December 26. After that there'll be so much money

Yo, buster, check the ticket, son.

I-I--I'm sorry, Jack. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Mrs. Peterson, I think there's something wrong

So you left her.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

But you always seem so certain.

You don't tell me where you're going, or even that you're going.

Just... please,

Now you're getting the hang of it.

- You want me. - That is the general idea,

- What's going on ? - I'm moving to Paris.

There's nobody named Kate here.

Hey, honey. How was the game ?

Hello ? ♪ I'm not too blind ♪

You don't ask it for a vacation.

That's why I work for Big Ed. Yeah.

Well, I marked it. Just be more specific

Nope. You almost married

♪ I don't even have a song to sing ♪

♪ Many guys have come to you ♪

I wouldn't be surprised if you drank about 16

- Let's go see the presents. - You wanna get some presents ?

It's whatever you want it to be, Jack.

Jack, I was thinking about, you know, Dee and the kids.

You have two great loves in your life:

Do you wanna die ?

He wasn't the architect ! I'm the architect !

These past few weeks, I know I've done some--

Married ? Almost married.

It turns out I have a knack for it.

Remind me what i did with my life

- I need some eggnog. - 'Course you do, sweet thing.

It's just two kids, right ?

Jack, I'll tell you what.

I’m going to find new ski friends!!!

Great, great. Why don't you have a seat ?

I got everything I need. That sound familiar ?

If you need this, Jack,

She's a little precocious, but that's only because she

Don't move us out of a house we've become a family in.

in the same ballet class every year.

So what's in it for me ?

You probably don't wanna hear this right now.

I'm not talking about rules. I'm talking about--

The trouble is, Peter, you had a pussycat

Yeah. So, if you had to, what would you say

Hey, where's that chocolate cake ?

- So you're moving. - Yeah, to Paris.

Sure, there is. Come on.

I got everything i need...

Wow. It must be great being you.

Okay ? Shall I call the cops ?

Please just think about this for one second.

How would you look at it ?

Everybody is panicked here, Jack.

This is where babies go when their parents

Then there was the whole trek out to the hospital.

Kate called and asked if I knew where you were, so--

It's like witnessing a miracle.

Check the line-up, stupid.

Talk to him. One day a year away from the Ponderosa.

This was supposed to be a happy day, so guess what ?

- Who's here ? - Rise and shine.

Mrs. Peterson. Hello, Jack.

At the end of this whole thing, she made me this

- 'Cause you work there. - You mean I sell tires.

Merry Christmas.

is the devil...

Is there something going on between us ?

Is this ringing any bells ?

Well, it's not Kate, is it ?

You know, I think about the decision you made.

Listen, I'm really sorry about that back in the store.

I need you, tiger. Where is he ?

and you just stay here and hang out

- Good morning, Jack. - Hi.

I never stopped loving you.

♪ No one could save me but you ♪

You're a little tougher, Peter.

Santa Claus, where are you ? Everybody's here.

Forget it. We'll get a funnel cake.

After 13 years of marriage, we're still unbelievably