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'Cause my skin still tastes pretty raw.
PDAD, "SOME" comments?
Come on, sir, the math thing isn't the problem.
it's hiding your terrible failed castration.
It's simple math.
Yep.
all the way from Holt's office to the elevator.
Hey, Sarge, great news.
Oh, already did. She took me out for dinner.
- No. - Yes.
and he sent me this!
I'm gonna slide on that slippery floor
That's my soap.
DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU PER CAPITA STATISTICS
Now, I'm gonna go get this bad guy,
I spent hours reading those books.
I don't need Monty Hall ruining my place of work
So give up now unless you enjoy being humiliated
Parlov wrote the death threats. He sent them to himself.
Oh god
He's got more babes than he can handle.
Don't ever speak to me like that again.
♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪
- Keep fanning them! - Oh.
and you know what he said to me?
♪ Yeah ♪
Gina, you seem rattled.
Do you need a moment alone
There are three doors, behind one of which is a car.
We're going to Iowa. We've already rented the tent.
Maybe he won't open the door
Yeah, that's a cool story.
because I've been going over that stupid problem.
Why did you do that?
- Whatever you need. - Screw you, Peralta!
I couldn't let you down.
- I love you. - I love you.
Bone!
In what universe?
Now you can't even do simple addition.
Come on, you're braver than this.
Taste the might of Ka'Lar!
Okay.
Mr. Parlov. Welcome to the Nine-Nine.
They've been lined up for three days.