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but I also kinda want to punch her in the arm.
- That's fast! - Mm-hmm.
Oh, thank... Good luck!
♪ Your balls smell so much worse than I feared ♪
You're thinking, Well, are you Audra Levine?
♪ West Covina, California ♪
never will be Audra Levine, okay?
♪ Please go wash your balls in the shower, the bathroom ♪
I just want to be her friend.
All right, well, when are you guys gonna chill,
You may need to take a trip to your happy place.
- Ugh! - Let me save you from making another one.
♪ Settle for me ♪
with these terrible, like, terrible stick-figure drawings
totally overreacted, too, so...
- Ignore. Mm...
Mmm.
La Cocina...!
I left my wife for a prostitute.
You don't understand. Like, I'm not...
You gonna do it? You gonna ask her out?
♪ Settle for him ♪
♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪
♪ Let me get back to playin' with your thing ♪
Echo Parko Tacos...!
- the vegan thing. - It's cute?
Oh, that's like the Hawaiian place with the TVs, right?
No. Stop messing with me. I know it's weird.
You're too young.
Some may say healthy.
Like...
i left my wife for a prostitute
Aloha is just a... really laid-back store, okay?
I have standards.
someplace else.
and then you muddy up the long play for Josh.
♪ Babycakes, just settle for me ♪
- This week you are. Okay. - For forever I am.
- that tum-tum full of guacamole. - ♪ I... love avocados! ♪
♪ A bit more realistic ♪
So, we doing this or what?
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
So, um, healthy choices.
Oh, come on!
♪ But hey, let's think this through ♪
Um, I gotta get this in to Aloha.
♪ Please don't be a murderer ♪
about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire.
Healthy choices.
- Okay. Just give me the... phone. - Oh. Oh! Ninja!
Okay. So nice talking to you, Mom.
♪ Then... ♪