Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because my mother always said that if they feed you, go.
Why did you even agree to go out with me?
Andy, I don't have anybody else.
It's getting kind of late. I think I should go soon.
You're unemployed. You're closer to 40 than 30.
Of course. They have a room full of "shmarijuana"...
...carry on the Botwin name.
What did Silas pay you for all of your valuable legal advice, Dean?
On the birth certificate, he'd be "Andy Jr."
-This is bullshit. -No, no, no. It's cool.
...to whom I am now the closest living relative?
And if you let them, they'll take everything you have.
-Mazeltov. You're a father. -No, I'm not.
I wanna be a substantial human being. Know what I mean?
Right up in there. You good? Okay, here we go. One, two....
Checkup? No, no, no. A bris, with a mohel and a rabbi.
Phoned me to tell me about their new-daddy classes.
-I've been lifting. -You look good.
-Surfing lessons extra. -Of course they are.
...by 2-dollar-taco night at Borracho's...
My son, our son, will be baptized by a priest in a church.
Don't-- Come on. God.