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I could sell a lot more makeup if I give a free gift with purchase.
-Can you fix it or not? -Go see a doctor.
Isabelle would like to go to college.
Great. Thank you, baby.
And just so you know, I'm not doing this for you.
But I mean "really" really. If my name is on this child's birth certificate...
What bruises?
What are you looking at?
Who are all these people?
Well, I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Gayle.
From the man who refused to put his name on his son's birth certificate.
...the you're-ugly-and-behind-bars nightmare.
I couldn't put Esteban's name on the birth certificate.
...playing a juvenile video game. It's just so immature for a doctor.
...the upside-down kill screen in "Ms. Pac-Man."
I like to close drawers.
...then I will be its father, and we will raise it together.
No. I--
...from a lady at the hospital.
They want me to have this baby off the grid. No birth certificate.
Well, it represents a covenant between our people and God.
You must have a very beautiful life.
-That's not mean. -It was harsh. It was a snap judgment.
Oh, shit. Now I'm calling it an it. Him an it.
-No, I'll have Cesar take these to-- -Oh, that's okay. My family's coming.