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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dimes go in the lipsticks. Eights go in the compacts.
-When? -Just now. Just right before I came.
Thank you.
You wanna hold him?
Just considering my options for the rest of the evening, and my p.j.'s...
"Avi" means "my father," "Melech," "the king."
You fractured my cheekbone.
...you'll go to jail for defrauding our company.
Oh, now, hospital policy, you know?
You wanna go out? I'll buy you dinner. I shaved.
...or you can try to stop me. Which do you think would be better...
Would you like a bagel with whitefish?
-And fuck you. -Okay, I know what this is about.
It got a name yet?
I wanna do this. I wanna be the father.
I'm so fucked. I sell a product that nobody wants.
-Here you go. -Thank you.
...you're cursed with schmuckness.
Disproportionate numbers of Nobel Prize winners.
...to put yourself on the road to financial freedom.
Lupita. Thank you.
-They won't buy that. -They will when they see the bruises.
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