HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
When are you gonna break the news to Doug and Silas?
-And you're smoking. -Sometimes you can be too careful.
-You? -A dog.
Children are inconvenient.
And she has a point.
Perhaps I should check them out. I was, of course, confused.
Father is a drug kingpin, which could pose a problem...
Jane Goodall.
-It's a piece of paper. -It's not a piece of paper.
Ocean. Maybe I start surfing again.
Gotta take care of that. Next checkup.
The kid's first ID. You wanna make it a fake one.
Fuck it.
Did you get that birth-certificate form all filled out for me?
-I'm smoking it. -Tell me something:
I've got your discharge paperwork all set up for you.
-It's kind of cute. -Who cares?
-Looks like you're fucked. -No. Isn't there something you can do?
for you <3
I'll be just a minute. Okay?
-Almost? -Almost.
All right, well, close the drawer, then, and open your mind.
That's it. Mazeltov. Let's name this baby and eat.
Oh, God, the wave of relief that washed over me, weird protestor guy.
I'm almost inclined to not ask you out again...