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but I never got the money, so I don't know
You know, my father once said to me,
Do you know what collateral is, Miriam?
Don't you snark at me, lady. I was doing you a favor.
You don't have an apartment.
Got to fly ♪
Yep. Tell them the club is doing sensational.
Put it back.
It was a private conversation.
- Why would you do that? - Why would you do that?
- if that's okay. - Uh...
Your side. I swear.
Every day, I get home from work, and she's left me a list.
- What are you doing here? - Can I come in?
You saw him. All he hit was the kid next to him.
and... Wait, did you change my birthday?
What?
- Me! - Say cheese!
♪ Darn your lips and darn your eyes ♪
None of the grown-ups are doing anything to stop it.
to get me to sell you that apartment back!
- I would've bombed. - Yeah, you would've bombed,
You said I didn't blow my career.
This funnel cake is delicious.
- Well, technically, I'm a Dooley. - Nobody cares.
- Tchotchkes? - What am I, your fucking grandmother?
Or you got to run and go get it and run back again?
You want a balloon, too? We'll just take the check.
- But... - Yes, come in.
♪ I'm so lonesome...
Uh...
Take a card. I'm a pacifist and a vegetarian,
I'm Susie. This is Tess.
Sonja was not a matchmaker.
- But-but, Papa, I... - Miriam,
You fucker!
What? The boy has three cakes,
♪ Then I knew just what I would be missing...
Yes, it is. I made three cakes.
to tell a Jewish man he's been had!
Fucking revenge!
You'll get your money.
- Why? - The club's drawing too much attention
They replaced me with Jack Ballard.
I don't understand. What did she buy?
and clutching her suitcase."
I was on tour with the biggest star in the world,
I'm not ready to be a failure yet.
Finding out your friend is driving from cans
Just for fun. Can't let you go up in smoke,
Are they mopping it?
You've never been to Prague.
Yes.
And then she smiles and says, "Have a great night at the club.
♪ Look a-there, what's all this? ♪
- What's the point? - The point is
♪ To own that car would be a luxury ♪
but you can just call me Mr. B.
No? Great. Guess I'm paying.
Abe, for God's sake, you were 30 and unmarried!
Yes, I bought our apartment.
Chester will be farting a lot.