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♪ Darn your lips and darn your eyes ♪
What? The boy has three cakes,
♪ To own that car would be a luxury ♪
- But... - Yes, come in.
- Why would you do that? - Why would you do that?
but I never got the money, so I don't know
I'm Susie. This is Tess.
You want a balloon, too? We'll just take the check.
- What's the point? - The point is
You don't have an apartment.
Or you got to run and go get it and run back again?
Abe, for God's sake, you were 30 and unmarried!
to get me to sell you that apartment back!
What?
It was a private conversation.
- if that's okay. - Uh...
Chester will be farting a lot.
I don't understand. What did she buy?
- I would've bombed. - Yeah, you would've bombed,
♪ Then I knew just what I would be missing...
None of the grown-ups are doing anything to stop it.
- Me! - Say cheese!
You know, my father once said to me,
I was on tour with the biggest star in the world,
Take a card. I'm a pacifist and a vegetarian,
You fucker!
And then she smiles and says, "Have a great night at the club.
You've never been to Prague.
You said I didn't blow my career.
Got to fly ♪
This funnel cake is delicious.
- But-but, Papa, I... - Miriam,
and... Wait, did you change my birthday?
♪ Look a-there, what's all this? ♪
Do you know what collateral is, Miriam?
Uh...
- Tchotchkes? - What am I, your fucking grandmother?
♪ I'm so lonesome...
- What are you doing here? - Can I come in?
Fucking revenge!
- Why? - The club's drawing too much attention
Every day, I get home from work, and she's left me a list.
Yep. Tell them the club is doing sensational.
Put it back.
You saw him. All he hit was the kid next to him.
Yes.
but you can just call me Mr. B.
- Well, technically, I'm a Dooley. - Nobody cares.
Finding out your friend is driving from cans
Your side. I swear.
Sonja was not a matchmaker.
to tell a Jewish man he's been had!
and clutching her suitcase."
Don't you snark at me, lady. I was doing you a favor.
Just for fun. Can't let you go up in smoke,
Yes, I bought our apartment.
I'm not ready to be a failure yet.
They replaced me with Jack Ballard.
Are they mopping it?
No? Great. Guess I'm paying.
Yes, it is. I made three cakes.
You'll get your money.