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Look, when we get back to the house,
- Fucking hate magicians. - Oh, that's just Alfie.
- You did not get swindled. - I did not insult you,
- but it was bad for her, too. - I have work, Abe.
♪ She's sure fine-lookin', man, wow, she's something else ♪
♪ These gallops are...
into his hands immediately, buy me some time.
I hate music. I hate music stands.
I hate mic cords.
This borders on inhuman and unfeeling
That is not true.
It looks like a crawly caterpillar.
Revenge.
- Maybe some other time. - Oh, bad day?
Ooh.
But I have my moments.
Which hand?
but you just won't listen!
In show business?
Wait. Hold on.
- Absolutely. - Okay.
Because I was supposed to make sure you failed.
Thanks.
Standing there on a tarmac, not Penn Station, by the way,
You know how there are times in your life
- What are you reading? - A book.
she turns and just leaves the room.
- Just me! - What?
♪ Worked hard and saved my dough ♪
You know, I schtupped your mother
I'd love to, but first, can we talk business?
knock you in the head and steal it.
- I don't know you. - Oh, well, I'm very famous.
The drinking? Oh, that's a family thing.
- No, we do not. - Yeah, beats me.
- I know what I said, but... - Plus, you realize
Not a manly death like fighting in a war
Tell your parents I'll give them ten percent of the take.
I told him not to do this.
Look, I know it was an emotional purchase,
And you never saw it coming
That guy in there holds our fate in his big, meaty hand,
Just won't be good enough ♪
Guess I overpacked.
I'm filled with so much fury, and why?
I...
So, if I'm reading the room right,
I think they're gonna call the cops.
Gonna be here all night.
I can't believe you borrowed money from my father!
Have you lost your mind?
and we would be on a plane to Prague right now.
A dud club means less eyes on the parlor.
I get to Denver, nothing.
- I'm not going near your Jockey shorts. - Well, that's a relief.
I need a pen. Who has a pen?
And a Christmas special with Bob Hope.
- You think? - Of the two of us,
- You told me not to give you Midge's money. - I know.
You know, it's not good to sit in a bar when you're depressed.
You're good? All, uh, shaved and everything?
but they got mad and dropped me from the tour.
Jack Ballard. I thought Jack Ballard was dead.
♪ Hey, look a-here, just wait and see ♪
♪ Never thought I'd do this before ♪
and my son insulted me?
And you borrowed money from my father?
- Mei... - They wanted a business that looked legit
What happened to Midge's money,
suddenly, Ethan's the king of whack-a-mole.
And nobody cares.
soul-crushing revenge.
So I'd like to sleep there, in the middle,
Is this that matchmaking business again?
Okay. I got to go.
- This your card? - Shit. Yeah.
Completely naked.