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Now, he was talking about anti-Semitic Nazis.
That was our apartment! You should've discussed it with me.
I'm not saying you have to fuck him.
If you tied the ropes tight enough,
Boy, he seemed nice.
You rang?
Sit.
- Nap time. - Mr. Maisel.
♪ whip-poor-will...
- L. Roy Dunham? - Don't know,
- Double-time, double-time. - I was thinking
She says give her a minute. She goes into the bedroom.
to never borrow money from my father.
- Oh. Try gasoline. - Really?
- Why? - At the very least, I could've told you
Where we going?
How did I wind up in a cage with Petey and Jacob?!
He was gonna do stand-up.
Seriously, what's funny?
Was that the joke that got you fired?
But anywhere else, your choice.
- Hey, do you have any seltzer? - Why?
Yep. Right behind you.
The club is doing too well.
Hello. We need, uh...
♪ You say you love me and you hold me tight ♪
- But... - Explain later. Everyone, on the cars. Now.
I need Midge's money.
I can go in the back if you need some privacy.
- Why is that bad? - It's not.
Okay. Let's see what we have here.
You'll love this. Tell him.
with nothing but Chinese records in it?
♪ There's a car made just for me ♪
Of course it is. There's not a thing in the world
Us another favor.
Why not just knock me in the head right outside?
Mrs. Maisel has quite the knack
No. There have to be worse.
As Dorothy Parker once said ♪
I do, but you're going to tell me anyway.
Ethan!
- He's drunk a lot. - Mm.
I just...
- is really low. - That's something.
They said they were drinking beer, laughing,
We've stopped for games and T-shirts
So, what, you think they're not gonna give us the check?
which I must point out was the job description,
Exactly shit.
Why'd you let them change our son's birthday?
What's the opposite of here?
and opening for Shy Baldwin. Blah, blah, blah. She's a whore.
- Which sandwich is funniest? - Hoagie.
♪ The best things in life are free ♪
He loaned me the money to buy back my old apartment,
Being good ♪
What should we play?
I will sneak into your basement, and I will fry fish.
Really? You sent Li Wei after him?
- or choking on steak. - Christ.
blood-soaked, painful,
♪ The midnight train...
One more.
I'm glad you like it. Keep up.
And how are you this morning?
♪ Oh, darn that...
not to let you leave without saying hello.
I did not intend to tell everyone this way.
Your contract was your collateral.