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I thought "or die," so "leave" is better.
It can make a couple of guys sit when they want to go.
through cutouts of bodybuilders and cowboys.
She's always at secretarial school,
- for my father! - That's where he got that?
Where are you calling from? Prague?
But... Wait. Wait!
Back to the city.
How did I become the bad guy here?
Had a fit to win that Popeye doll
- What are you doing here? - You said you were
I've told you that over and over and over,
I hate this night and this outfit
And it's my Jockey shorts.
- You want to tell me what's going on? - I didn't know they were gonna
Boy, this floor is really sticky.
I read Peter Rabbit.
Because I don't want to live
to retire off this fare.
- Midge... - That's what Lenny would do.
and she will have her money
I crave it.
- to ride the Wonder Wheel. - I can't believe this.
- Hold on. - You're kidding, right?
- Of course. - So, past is behind us.
- D-8. - I don't...
I have met the queen. She matched me drink for drink,
- I have a gun. - On you?
We are officially in the nightclub business.
- Hey! - I hate this cab.
- If I could just talk to you for a minute. - Sorry. Jacob.
Uh, no.
It's a potential client, if you must know.
♪ But you can give them to the birds and bees ♪
- at every joke. - I just meant,
I didn't want you drunk and acting all crazy.
Uh, okay.
Take one for the team? Get this guy on our side?
I know, Shirley!
And there were some expenses I had to deduct from your money.
that got our high school principal fired.
♪ Love, love, love, love, love, love, lovely ♪
Hey, Mata Hari, what side are you on now?
So, she comes home, and I'm standing there,
Yep.
- that night. - Women in a rowboat?
Just one guy working, and he got a call.
Are you seriously telling me you rescheduled Ethan's birthday?
You let her go to school.
Zelda, please. I'm gonna take that camera back.
Damn it, I just got this outfit.
- I'll get it. - No, I'll get it.
I did everything I could!
What does he know? - Papa!
Did he say "as your lender"?
- You will. - No. Listen,
or associated with this night in this cab with us.
You can't smoke in here, Manny.
Terrific. I'll see you tonight?
- Shit. - My expectations were low.
♪ Sahara, where it got to be warm ♪
Miriam, hello. It's Miriam.
There comes that girl again ♪
- Ooh. - Hey, how about a good faith down payment?
You hear me?
- Teacups. - I don't have teacups, Manny.
Well, I'm a woman, so fuck that.
Get your mind off things.
What the fuck would you talk about?
and will never know that you did not.
Any idea how it started?
I bet I could scrounge up a piece.
or bad room service jokes.
Now!
you may have to do a room service joke.
Revenge.
I don't think that's what they're looking for.
And what exactly happened at that show at the Apollo?
Return this for me.
And I would've told you to just calm the fuck down.
Bank's open tonight.
when things seem to be going great?
- I saved every cent from the first part of the tour. - I know.
First of all, I never said they were my parents,
We love secret rooms with no handles on the door.
- we could get one all together? - Absolutely not.
You know, the first night drunken tit-wagging show
- Shit. - Yeah, shit.
then home. Stop that.
That was months ago. Now I hear you bring him toilet paper.
- and he likes you. - Me? No.
- this morning? - I decided to come home early!
I said something onstage that they didn't like,
Relax. God, you two have a weird relationship.
and second of all, this wasn't a shakedown.
Hey. I got to use the phone.
Abe, I have to make a call at 3:00,
and then you would've bombed in Prague.
I'm sorry, Moishe!
Yeah. That's where we usually are.
so I guess it's the deadly barstool for me.
She is dead.
We've come to a dead stop here, Shirley.
- Who wants some funnel cake? - Shirley, no.
At all ♪♪
- Oh, boys, look. - It's not a real mermaid.