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- Shit. - Hello? Maisel residence.
she'll still be there when you get back.
I will dig out my high school clarinet
I want the kids to grow up in that apartment.
- What if I had a gun? - You don't have a gun.
- Tess. - Bad wiring!
Being good ♪
I got tea, and he fixed the sink,
and the ocean and very funny pony rides.
- If I had a nickel... - What?
- Pick a hand. - I'm gonna be fucking wrong!
- I know, Moishe. - Wait, what did you say?
Not that.
Well, why are they mad at you?
Who wants another funnel cake?
What-what do you mean, "not anymore"?
What's happening here?
I was dressed magnificently while he did it.
- In Coney Island ♪ - In Coney Island ♪
- Yesterday. - I was with you yesterday.
I mean, they can't just find spouses on their own?
I leave you alone for four hours,
What the hell just happened?
If that meant anything to you at all, I wouldn't ask.
Please. I haven't traveled with one suitcase
What are we gonna do?
I need it.
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Any theories? Wild thoughts?
It's short. He owes me a dollar. You owe me a dollar!
I'm Mr. Bartosiewicz,
- Have you seen this? - Yeah, we saw the Jack Ballard thing.
I hate light cues.
Where's Midge? Is she on tour?
and I will sit at their wedding and I will laugh.
Uh, my... place... of...
Not rent, you yutz. Payola. Give 'em a taste.
before I hand this over to you,
Why? Are you with the...
Thank you.
Any messages? Shit, are you sure?
- I need money ♪ - ♪ That's...
Moishe's gonna explode.
- and told us there was a fire. - It was very upsetting.
I want to be me every time I walk out on that stage.
And over there, different nightmare but just as bad.
Can we get back to the point that I was swindled
like Mr. Frick told us to, so that's why we're here.
Why would you buy an apartment? You don't have any money!
Nice to meet you, Tess.
Ow! You stop!
- Ow! - She's crazy.
Fuck.
but he's seen The Sweet Smell of Success one too many times.
and funny pictures of us sticking our heads
I'm gonna learn to speak the language.
Our first shakedown.
how I could give you the money that you haven't given me.
Uh, in church or going to church,
♪ But when I awake, you're out of sight ♪
- Have a little faith. - Alfie, come on.
we'll pay attention to you later.
Eh, even if it's not okay, I got to sleep in the middle.
A lot. Too much.
- What did he say? - I can't tell him that.
How does this affect you? You weren't going to be here
Shit. - What?
So, pick a spot?
No. That was a gift. Please.
Is that why you gave me a jukebox
which can change the way people act.
on something that is hiding in the dark.
that you're supposed to give to Midge
Uh, hello, Mr. Frick. We are here for the check.
Even though I know because you told me two days ago
- in Prague. - I did, yes.
Church?
- Not all day. - I can't believe this.
"Take out the trash. Fix the sink. Walk the dog."
I don't know what your mother's doing,
You saw we took a wrong turn and said nothing.
I don't want anything about this night
Okay. Well, unfortunately,
What did you say? What did she say?
- There's a line! - Mama, I really need...
Ow! Ow!
- and she's not giving an inch. - Have a good night.
I was in line at the post office.
He never found out. - You...