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I made this for you guys.
I got that. Yes.
This was your idea!
I've never committed to anything in my entire Iife.
You know, more real.
No, it's better than coffee. It's kutcha root.
preserving the community's rights to the disputed Iand.
That Iooks good. It Iooks even. Centered?
Oh, everybody knows what I mean.
My husband is blind.
Even if you could sell it, it would be at a Ioss.
Look who's decided to be truthful.
Bye! We Iove you!
Feel free to use it and know that it's clean because
I never ever expected that I could do,
Why have 5:00 ... when you can have 4:30?
It wasn't exciting, it wasn't interesting,
and full-time resident of an intentional community
Here we go. Wait.
Fellow New Yorker. 88th and Broadway.
I'm going to get it all up in your vag.
You come to my house, crawling for help.
The ways of the wind
Gollum. Not Gollum.
I'm an idiot! Why would you Iisten to me?
If we didn't need the money so badly, we would insist.
Atta boy, baby!
Do you want to know what it's Iike to work
I'm sorry. My bad.
Wheatgrass! Wheatgrass?
And so far, it's not there.
Let's go.
Hi.
We need to take Elysium on the road.
.
The door.
Any other ways he's completely failed you?
not Glen Stover and not Tony Piloski.
Hey, guys, I just Iost my keys.
I’ll shut up
Oh, that was you.
But we'll take care of you.
No.
I support the troops.
Oh, George.
I missed out on something that was even more real.
Are we...
on a small split-Ievel condo in Miami.
Can you get the fuck out of my house and out of my Iife forever?
That's not what I said. I think you're great.
This place had food and shelter,
You have a tracking system in your car.
What a shithead.
Linda and I have been out of town for a while
Nah.
Wait, wait.
Dude, there's no job.
a piece of him goes with it.
Where the hell are you going? We got what we need.
My husband's book is destined to be a classic.
and he is an intense Iover.
I think you just met Linda.
I'm going to take her away from here
I actually wrote a book, too,
But, honey, with this film, you know it, I found my niche.
Wow! Look at all this space!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Welcome to Elysium. Come on, I'll show you around.
But Iet's stay a month, and at the end
I'm going to lick your titties.
What are you talking about? You're so full of shit!
I bought this house in 1971 with nine of my friends.
Isn't that cool? Yeah.
I think it's really cool if we do that.
Welcome.
was cooking up more than just a skin feast.
of the Elysium community.
Linda,
Just so you can do whatever flight of fancy you have this year
Linda... Don't edit yourself.
and it just filled with Kool-Aid.
I'm staying.
George and Linda! Oh, my gosh!
If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi,
You did.
They were protesting a casino?
Downtown Atlanta. Uh-huh. Okay.
Do you really appreciate it, or are you just Iying directly to my face?
Monogamy is sexual slavery.
Where's Linda? I need to talk to her.
with your friendship and honesty and your stories.
Oh, my God! How did you even think of that?
Okay? Yeah?
and my second thoughts from where you're standing?
The only thing getting axe-murdered
No way! Yeah.
Skinny style!
It's the ayahuasca.
Co-founder Janice Woo had a copy of the original deed,
I'm getting a Iittle wet just talking about it.