Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't have to tell me where he is,

I want you to walk away from the Tracy True contract.

And if that secret ever came out,

Specifically, the three members of your original literary society...

...who supplied us with the medical files

Starting with that very curious fact that both Moose Mason and myself

I have the conch.

Well, then, what did happen to that dead Torombolo?

[gasps] To return to my dorm.

-[bell rings] -You're not?

[gasps] Jug, hey, hey, hey.

Archie Andrews and Jughead Jones, you will graduate.

You play nice from now on, Donna.

Ah, Betty and I are actually going to meet Archie and Veronica at Pop's. So...

This was a "whydunnit."

And that includes our friendly neighborhood doctor of death.

You were asking about my father and my grandfather.

You said it yourself.

I'd get comfortable if I were you guys

Now I've taken Tracy back and DuPont is rotting in a grave.

I'll see to it that you get a reduced sentence.

I just have one last T to cross.

you told me they all had a crack at it.

I liked that one.

Hell, even DuPont's dead.

and not in a coffin, but still.

when Joan crept up behind me...

as you watched him jump.

and reveal the location of your illicit videotapes.

Betty, could you do the honor?

Why would you say that, Jones?

And was it that beanie that kept my head from being completely cracked open

Francis DuPont, you have the right to remain silent.

So naturally, I assumed he went out the same way as the Stonewall Four,

I mean, it kind of makes a twisted, pathological sense, no?

See, that's when you announced the writing competition.

Your report came out really good, Mom.

But we really, really need your help, please.

Shut the hell up, Bret. Like I said, for the next 30 minutes,

I mean, he practically shoved me out the door.

and each step brought you ever closer to your grandmother's killer.

Um, I will be back soon, okay?

he said the FBI is gonna have it tested.

a Stonewall student disappeared.

Yeah, mmm-hmm, yeah. We go way back.

Are you really so delusional

Even you, Jughead.

That is how it'll have to be if Jug doesn't make it.

It all should have worked so perfectly, but it didn't.

[scoffs] It's highway robbery.