Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Jughead] Only to wake up in a coffin and be let out a day later.
You and I both know Theodore was a paranoid drunk.
everything went to hell pretty quick.
And is there a discount for family members?
to set me up as the ultimate fall-girl.
Agent Smith, you have nothing to offer me.
it shows a pattern of how the previous ghostwriters won their contract.
and you as a fraud.
and wondering if I had actually been responsible.
to cover up the ugly truth that he didn't create the Baxter Brothers.
Charles, I'm in the woods with Archie and Veronica.
which leaves a person highly suggestive and in a drunken state.
You guys are reading Crime and Punishment,huh?
will be released to the world wide web.
That this is not a story about a murder.
Well, I'm glad I caught you then.
I heard you whispering on the phone to Charles last night.
Yes, an affair that went down exactly
Do it.
-Revenge for what? -The murder of your grandmother.
Our family, our friends.
Did you help Betty kill her boyfriend?
continued spinning forward,
Oh, really?
so he gave you guys a new challenge.
And then stage an accident that would take care of DuPont
a search party.
He's dead.
Same year, same month as Chipping was awarded his contract,
Standing over Jughead's corpse.
Let's make a vow.
Not that there was any doubt in our mind about their guilt.
You know what the one thing I couldn't figure out
-Oh, this should be good. -Donna, you kept Betty busy.
Yes.
-Mmm-hmm. -Mmm-hmm?
With pleasure.
You compromised oxygen tanks.
And that suggested to me that each one of you had a hand in my murder.
Now, Moose's fate was more banal. He joined the Army.
I hope so.
Wait. Where are you going? We're about to have cake.
Uh-huh. How did you get Mr. Chipping's tie pin?
more fuel to add to the firestorm of controversy that is consuming
[exhales] Hell.
I know. It's just...
which my lawyer will plead down to community service,
they never really had a physical relationship.
The hardest part of playing dead was letting everyone believe
How much do you charge, Hermosa?
I honestly don't know.
The missing Stonewall Four. The "accidental deaths" of DuPont's classmates.
and, sure enough, they did.