Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And when we told them our theory, they all asked for their lawyers.
Which turned out to be the greatest misdirect of them all.
Where all the suspects are sequestered in a room.
Oh, good, you made it.
The first iteration of Stonewall's Literary Society.
A second, more irreverent one in theBlue and Gold.
and then killed himself, it was his only escape.
Color me completely not surprised.
You know, the one kind of crime story that we never really touched upon in this seminar
But if he doesn't, then...
Witnesses saw you walking with him into the woods the night he was attacked.
Call an ambulance!
But we haven't even gotten to the best part.
Yeah, except, again...
I think we all remember his dive out the window.
Yeah.
[all applaud]
No one ever really dies in Riverdale, do they?
Mr. Chipping invited Moose to Stonewall Prep to be the next victim.
"A" for effort.
Which is why I don't remember when Donna led me into the clearing
-Why the hell-- -Joan, just do what she says.
'cause they were gonna spill the truth
The next bell doesn't ring for half an hour.
[chuckles] Well, actually, all of your classmates collaborated on it.
'cause I'm going to take you through it from the very beginning.
Oh, you found the fake blood. Thanks, Jellybean.
But you would do it for revenge.
Either you can tell me or I'll just keep digging.
Fictional though she may be,
It was a house of cards that you built over many decades.
so you could finish the job that you started.
Mr. DuPont gave it to me.
Now, given the trophies of your victims that we found in your hollowed out OED,
No, this is ridiculous. Mr. DuPont, I'm calling security.
-So are we doing this or what? -Oh, yeah.
I wanted to congratulate you personally.
And while Betty was keeping you guys busy with a game of cat-and-mouse,
He stole from her.
Oh, here we go again.
Okay, we think Chipping couldn't go through with it.
Do you need it for Jughead?
Why in God's name would I do that?
Tracy True.
So then, we started to ask ourselves,
that group of students that mysteriously vanished
-Yes. -[sighs heavily]
What the hell?
All right, guys.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Until Halloween night, when it became more than a suggestion.
The floor is open.
Let's end it on a high note.
-Have fun. -Yeah.