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- His friends? - Whatever.
Help me out here.
What?!
Thank you.
I was talking about my assistant.
Like father, like son.
I've got a lotta bullets in my belt.
Yeah, that and $2,000 a yard.
These are important years.
of the company, don't you think?
You call if you need anything. The vet's number's on the fridge.
You do what you want, but I just don't think it's fair
Hello, my little poop.
He is the best. You're gonna love him.
Who do we know that has that much time on his hands?
Oh! I can't stand him.
Remember, we met at John Canalie's party?
But look how sweet he is, sitting in his bowl.
Hi, honey. This is Karen, Grace's assistant.
Pace yourself, Cujo.
Hello, Jack?
So you can obsessively monitor every milligram that he eats.
Buenas noches.
- Is this seat taken? - No, knock yourself out.
You just have to learn to compromise.
Yes, I know it's taken forever,
The bitch fights me when I put her in my car.
Oh, you had me at her-roh.
I can't believe you are still playing with the puppy.
Hey, how about those Knicks?
I will be home anyway,
MAGA message to Twit and Twat
Rosario, this is your lucky day.
I know.
We've got 30, and you have 217.