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because no hospital would hire me.
But kids have to do their part and get seriously sick.
We-we can't be the farty stool restaurant.
- Yes, the one that's not attached. - New one's not attached.
Aw, man, people are gonna call me cue ball!
I'm not a hero, Tina.
Superlice. "Superlice"?
Tammy's selfies sure liced a lot of kids.
and then drink the blood out of your scalp...
I don't want to be weird about it!
It's just a bitter pill you have to swallow
That's a lot heavier than I expected.
They're not, right? No.
God, I could read it, but reading?
Stop shoving!
but Nurse Liz is kind of insane.
And I don't even know how much to tip!
How long do we have to run?
I'm gonna throw up.
I wanted to be escaping with.
What's, uh, going on?
A date with someone besides my Aunt Gayle?
All right, the funeral people will be here any second.
Well, not really, 'cause you're not blonde.
We need to get this girl some ice!
Good idea, Bobby.
- I'm doing the news right now. - Give it back. Give it back!
Oh, wow, it's a real one!
No, really. Look.
All: [gasps] Oh, no. Whoa.
Let's try it by the trash can!
I've always been a booth man myself.
Seriously, way to accessorize.
So anyway, I've got a real zeal to heal.
That's not good for business.
Uh, Nurse Liz,
You're drunk with lack of power.
we are escaping separately together!
Move the table!
With Louise.
I can't handle choices right now!
Oops!
I broke it. It burned me, so, I punched it. Go to subscribe on YARN Memes if they will stop. Bye.
Listen to it again.
So it's quick, all natural, but pretty cutting edge.
Like I'll never truly know how cute my butt is.
We could call parents.
Yeah. I had a vinyl seat