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- Great. How much did that run? - About five bucks.
You can't choose how tolerant they are.
Were you not done cuddling, honey?
and rub it on wherever it hurts.
- Awesome. - Oh, now what the hell, Mongo?
I got us watchie-talkies.
Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.
# No, I know I'm no Superman
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.
Darling, just exactly who is the very best physician in our fair city?
let's cut it out.
If you're around, I'm having some java out front.
is the very finest physician in this city, to which you will respond,
First of all, whoever's been filling my TiVo with JAG reruns,
So unfair.
- Perry gets his chest waxed. - Keith loves to knit throw pillows.
- Hey! I'm not sterile! - Congratulations!