Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[J.D. Over watch] Tell her I've known you longer.
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
- Yes, sir. - Terrific.
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.
I call this "The Captain."
Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.
[sighs]
I'm sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.
Turk.
Why bring that home?
- It's way too much. - It's just too much.
Good day.
[Carla] Mmm.
Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.
Hm? There was a line. I assumed it had something to do with cupcakes.
[Turk] At least you're not sterile.
I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?
Baby, I'm a man.
Does it smell like pie crust?
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,
You switched last week and I totally defended you.
- Hey, nice new watch, J.D. - Thank you.
[J.D.] Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.
It really is unfair, you guys.
Only kill him if you have to.
He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.
Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.