Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hm? There was a line. I assumed it had something to do with cupcakes.

Baby, I'm a man.

- Hey, nice new watch, J.D. - Thank you.

[J.D. Over watch] Tell her I've known you longer.

I'm sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.

Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.

or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.

[J.D.] Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.

The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.

I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.

Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.

Does it smell like pie crust?

Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.

It really is unfair, you guys.

[Turk] At least you're not sterile.

If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,

Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.

I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?

- It's way too much. - It's just too much.

Why bring that home?

You switched last week and I totally defended you.

Only kill him if you have to.

He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.

I call this "The Captain."

- Yes, sir. - Terrific.