Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know I'm not comfortable getting busy with myself.

and he gets the most interesting cases. Who wants 20 bucks?

but with you I find myself cheering,

[J.D.] I'm hit. I'm hit.

- Nobody knows but us. - [J.D.] You firing blanks, buddy?

[J.D.] The next morning, I braced myself for Elliot's odd brand of revenge.

I'm really worried about a patient with metastatic adenocarcinoma.

I gotta tell you, though.

Maybe I should give it to the incompetent intern missing a finger.

My mistress used to be a lifeguard. Now get your ass back in there.

Come in, Brown Bear.

But I've been doing some thinking and... I'm scared.

Now if anyone wants to tell on me to whomever they like, they can.

It's not weird you know that at all.

No problem, Brown Bear. Are you nude right now?

Look at our three manly men.

sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.

Hey, Turk. I forgot. I can't raid the freezer with you.

you owe me a night on the town and some "me actually getting to finish" sex.

- We're gonna get going. - No, no, no, no.

People started talking and Perry ended up totally emasculated.

I was thinking maybe we could go over to J.D.'s half-acre.

But you wanted me in there because I'm the best what, Bob?

I need you to go figure out what's wrong with that third-floor coffee machine.