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Get to the sex!
which is a severely underrated piece of feminist literature.
and he can't get his average-sized dick in my stupid vagina.
♪ But how could I face it? ♪
Until we do so,
Not going. Can't be bothered.
I am a hypocrite.
Wow. That sounds like marriage. I don't wanna get married.
Which is why you are going to ride down this hill.
[gasps]
Stop talking and do it, then.
You're at my door. Um...
Are we... are we not gonna talk about this? Is that it?
Then you had a panic attack and I had to get your mum.
Yeah, I... I do. A lot.
Do you love me?
-Is this about your mum’s book? -Oh, no, I mean,
-Oh! -Why are you so angry?
I think we both know that you like somebody else anyway, Maeve.
-That's progress, man. -I called her a goat and she left.
I'm gonna learn how to play Scabby Queen
Eh... Did you get my text?
♪ Shoot it up, it up, it up ♪
You're first.
Yeah, but...
["Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik plays]
Just trust me on this one.
No, it's... Uh...
[growls] Glenoxi.
Yeah.
I like them way more than lions.
You know what? Eh... forget it. This is... silly.
I'm over it.
Well, you are part of me.
And please, be quiet.
Had some really interesting thoughts about me and Jeffrey's marital problems.
-Come here. -Don't touch me!
Um, look, you don't... you don't need to do that. My mum's called a plumber.
Yeah, I am.
[chuckles]
Stupid bike!
♪ Whatever will I do ♪
-♪ Bitter day ♪ -Sean?
Fuck it!
No, you're alive.
[groans]
♪ Shoot it up ♪
Well, you used the word "perfect."
[knocking]
-Thanks, Anwar. I love-- -There's really no need to respond.
[both screaming]
Did you and your little friend get them from your brother?
What I'm trying to say is...
-Yeah? -Hello, Jakob? It's Jean.
Everything was perfect.
I don't even know if I like anything except swimming.
I know all about your drug ring.
-[door opens] -[Mr. Groff] Maeve.