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Um... Ola! [chuckles]
[both chuckle]
I think you have something called "vaginismus,"
♪Ah, now I don't hardly know her ♪
I'm gonna get that doorman job.
It's like my vag has lockjaw.
♪ He hit me ♪
It's what your father wants.
♪ Shoot it up ♪
That's so messed up.
Glad to see you back, Eric.
Thanks.
♪ Daddy, let your mind roll on ♪
[door closes]
[sighs]
What, so soon you'll be hangin' out with a bunch of fuckin' virgins,
[water dripping]
I'm buying all this cat food.
[horn blasts]
The set, the costumes, the makeup.
What about me?
That's not the point, Mum.
My mate said he could hook me up as a doorman.
At last we meet.
Meeting up before school,
[music continues on the radio]
Otis didn't do anything. Leave him out of it.
She goes to all your races.
[clears throat]
[scoffs]
You're doin' it wrong. Let me try.
♪ Now I've been waitin' to show her ♪
Come on, hombre. Andale.
♪ And take a guess ♪
Therefore, Ola is a house cat.
♪ Hey! ♪
Yeah.
[Jean sniffles]
[sighs]
Text me?
based on his choice of Hawaiian shirt.
What the hell are you doing?