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-Right, okay. Well, just sit down. -Okay.
[sighs]
-You're a hypocrite! -What?
It would be a tragedy to watch you waste your gift
["He Hit Me" by Grizzly Bear plays]
No, wait, sorry, that's not right.
So you decided to write a book about my sexual dysfunction?
It's not about you.
In... in your fantasy, you're in charge.
[keys tapping]
Sorry, not the funny part.
-Well done. -Well done.
I'm fixing your mother's sink as a favor for my father.
I'm really smart.
we were in a relationship, he just would...
What was that? [chuckles]
But so am I.
But I want to have sex, so why would I do that?
This emergency supersedes our argument!
I'll see you boys in two hours.
Will you save the crossword for me, please?
But I guess it should have said, "Sorry."
Me, by the way.
So unsafe.
♪ Ah ♪
He said... "Tell Maeve to stop hangin' around with a bunch of geeks
We really feel it could strike a chord with other mothers.
that I simply am dying to attend, so, uh...
[footsteps]
I'll probably mess it up somehow, I always do.
♪ Walk right in ♪
The pulmonary arteries,
[bell rings]
Ow! Ow! Aah!
Beware the wild female.
Sorry.
I know all about your unsavory family history.
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
that you were letting me be independent, but you just can't help yourself.
Get to work.
You’re not in any trouble. I sorted it.
[sniffles]
Do you like being out of control?
And it's been a long time since...
[sighs]
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
Is this supposed to be romantic?
-Madame. -[both chuckle]
because someone like Maeve is never gonna be interested in me,
I think you're afraid to let go.
♪ Sit back down ♪
I'm dumping you. For her.
-The two weeks of detention? -Still very much in your future.
¡Andale! Where was I? Oh, yes. Valves, yeah.
[Jackson grunts]
-[Otis growls] -♪ This time I have said too much-- ♪
Leave me alone!