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[bell rings]
She pretends the crazy food regime and early mornings is for my benefit,
It's not just pheromones.
-Hello! -♪ Easy now ♪
You know, your vagina's gonna open at some point.
[water dripping]
-Oh, you stupid dog. -♪ Just don't say ♪
[screams]
You!
Ow!
And you are my blind spot.
[cheering and applause]
When do you think you could send more pages over by?
♪ If this love turns out untrue ♪
Are you mental?
♪Shoot it up, now shoot it up ♪
-[chuckles] -Just keep walking.
-Have you seen my brother? -Oh, yeah.
It's not a race.
And you're not repressed,
-Shit, are you all right? -Yeah, I'm fine, yeah.
If the book gets published,
I thought that it might help me to understand you better.
and no one will have sex with me because I'm just the weird virgin girl.
♪ Shoot it up ♪
Hello, you!
of raising a sexually repressed 16-year-old boy.
is what we familiarize ourselves...
[sighing]
I'm buying all this cat food because...
[blows]
You're way smarter than me.
-Go on! -Whoo!
Ugh! Sh!
[Otis] Maeve, I'm so sorry that I hurt you and betrayed your trust.
Not calm! Not rational!
-Oh. Okay. Okay. -Mm. So...
No, no... No.
He told me to pass somethin' on to you.
which is the body's automatic reaction to a fear of vaginal penetration.
♪ Baby, let your hair hang down ♪
I saw you at the dance.
Nothing?
[yells] Retreat! Oh, retreat.
Want me to swim? Then she stays.
I mean, not like my girlfriend...
Nah.
-Hey, why won't you talk to me? -I said it's nothing.
-Otis, we need to talk about our fight. -I'm going out.
Wow.
But...
Chapter One. "Otis's surprise emission."